"Please tell me there's a website somewhere that keeps track of all the crazy shit you say." --enough people to push me to do this tumblr. I teach at a fashion school. My students average 20-24 years old. Sometimes our conversations get a little ridiculous. Tutorials and fashion + design + making related stuff over at @zoehong.
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Hey y’all, just a reminder: it’s sex favorable, sex neutral, and sex repulsed.
Sex positive and sex negative refer to something else entirely and it completely changes what you say.
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But imagine if you lived in a country where the color of your skin got you killed for driving, jogging, sleeping, yelling, parking, babysitting, sitting in a van, selling CDs, selling cigarettes, opening the door, walking at night, wearing a hoodie at night, holding a toy gun, lying on the ground, being homeless, being in a dark stairwell, holding a cell phone, having a broken taillight, exercising horses, having a bottle of pills, shopping at Walmart, holding a BB gun at Walmart, holding a phone in your own backyard, eating ice cream in your own house, and shopping, you would say, “That is a lawless country.”
— Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj (x)
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Dead on balls accurate! @teachingminipeople https://www.instagram.com/p/B_HmZiXn6de/?igshid=ecute4q38p9q
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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.
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Captain Croziers' former crew gives him a warm send-off April 3, 2020
Navy's reason for the firing: Crozier went outside the chain of command when he pleaded for help after about 100 of his crew tested positive for the coronavirus. As of Friday morning, 137 sailors aboard the ship have now tested positive for the virus.
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there are white men don’t wash their asses because they think it’s gay, half of you people don’t take your filthy goddamn shoes off in your own house and track street dirt and dog shit into your own homes and others don’t know how to clean your damn legs properly in the shower. whites don’t get to talk about Chinese people’s hygiene until you learn to reign in that kind of sociopathy and stop bringing back polio
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Did your food try to kill someone? Did it hit a baby? Did it insult you? No? Congrats, what you are eating isn’t bad!
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fyi
Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.
The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.
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