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WHAT THE HELL, MIYAMOTO?

WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

Rule #7

It doesn’t matter how gruesome it is, as long as it’s cute.

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Rule #9

One man's trash...

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Rule #8

It doesn't matter how many skills you have if you're too shy to use them effectively.

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Rule #7

It doesn’t matter how gruesome it is, as long as it’s cute.

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Rule #6 Apparently, NPCs tend to have holes in their pockets. Be sure to look down.

(Submission from mutterscrawlspace.)

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First person to get it! Here you go, bro:

Rule #4

Little guys can do big things, too.

(Slightly stale cookie to whoever gets the reference.)

Also, I need moar rules. Here’s the submit page if you’ve got any.

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Rule #5

There is always...

...Always...

...Room for a sequel.

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Rule #4

Little guys can do big things, too.

(Slightly stale cookie to whoever gets the reference.)

Also, I need moar rules. Here's the submit page if you've got any.

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Needs mah ideas

If you haven't noticed, I haven't updated in almost a month.

It's not because I'm lazy; I used to be a hardcore spriter, so making these posts is really nostalgic for me. (And, honestly, is the biggest reason I started this blog.)

Which means that I don't have anything to post; i.e. I'm out of ideas. And this is where you come in.

If you've got a rule, then go ahead and click that "Got a rule?" button. It'd really help up.

If you're not sure on what to submit, then go here. That's my biggest inspiration to start this blog.

(And since I've already got 23 followers from 3 posts, I can't really just quit. >.<)

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Notch is fairly husky, and look at what he put together.

He's made literally MILLIONS of dollars, and he didn't get 'em by being stupid.

(By the way, I'm 15 years old and 210, last time I checked.)

Rule #2

Obesity is a superpower.

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Rule #3 Your amount of awesomeness, manliness, etc. is directly related to the amount of spikes in your castle.

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Rule #2

Obesity is a superpower.

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Rule #1

It's not a good game unless something, preferably a princess or other female, gets kidnapped.