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only a rabbit can read this

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If I get my period tomorrow while on a business trip where I only brought LIGHT COLORED PANTS I'm going to kill myself.

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This is an adult blog with adult themes, such as sex, loneliness and feeling bad.

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hi my name is anonymous asker, but you can call me anon. i'm a big fan of your posts and i couldn't help but notice in your latest one that you failed to clarify a couple points. one with good faith would fill these blanks, but as someone who values journalistic integrity i must ask if you actually support the act of launching the state of connecticut into the sun for fun?

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☆~ Cakes and Candles ~☆

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Birthday Clown 🎂

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the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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So I opted in to "Women+ Connect" on Lyft and my ride to the airport today was scheduled (so I had priority/preferred drivers), and my driver was an old man that had They/Them pronouns in the app...

Obviously there's no way to "look non-binary", but I'm assuming men are just changing their pronouns to they/them to get more rides 😑

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Okay go to thegoodshirts.com, they have so many gems 😂

I'm thinking of getting a hat that says "Ever Since I Was Young I Wanted To Transform Unstructured Data Into Actionable Business Insights"

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The Forest Meadow 1876 by Hans Thoma

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hey would you like to see a normal house for sale in ontario ? :) :)