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i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telekinesis/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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I need cock bulge like I need air and Mama. I'm asphyxiating

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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'tapestry'

monotype prints with oil paint and pastel.

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I need bussy in my bussy NOW

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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:(

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I just want to explode my life :/

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I NEED SOMETHING NEW TO ABSORB

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I love that psychic powers are still "allowed" in science fiction. They're an acceptable part of the aesthetic. Like you can't have magic, but you can have brain magic, because it's more Science.

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doggy wizards would cast countersmell

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its harder being smug when you live your life as poorly as i do. but i manage

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problems are mounting.. it is time to solve everything at once