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Sometimes I get wizard high and pray to god that he doesn't take away the beauty of the world.

You are our last line of defense. If you don't get high and pray it all falls apart.

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Isn't it odd how much fatter a book gets when you've read it several times? As if something were left between the pages every time you read it. Feelings, thoughts, sounds, smells... and then, when you look at the book again many years later, you find yourself there too.. a slightly younger self, slightly different, as if the book had preserved you like a pressed flower... both strange and familiar.

- Corlenia Funke, The Inkheart

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Nothing like having a drag queen walk past you and say "wassup, bro?"

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genius. it creates energy clones of itself to gather resources, while the main body stays alert and safe. and if i attack, it can simply swap bodies with one of its clones

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i dont know how to explain that reminders and alarms dont work i am simply predestined to not do the thing

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An interesting aspect of being both a BG3 and Veilguard enthusiast is watching the discourse unfold from both sides. On one hand, you see people complaining that the female characters in Veilguard are too nice and need to be more flawed. On the other, there are folks who think Shadowheart is too mean, Lae’zel is too rude, and Karlach is too annoying.

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Putting "power to banish evils both great and small" on my resúme

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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

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stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

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I'll reblog any post with that anthony bourdain gif even if the caption was just like how it feels to scratch my balls and drink flat diet coke

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I just need to have a really good breakdown and then I'll be fine I prommy

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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A lot of fantasy goes with Tolkien explanation of fantasy racism being the result of ancestral grudge.

Then you got Dungeon Meshi which is like:

"Elves and Dwarves hate each other because their respective empires make up 2/3 of the imperial core and are stuck in a cold war as the planet runs out of uncolonized land to grab. Elves are able to live in pastoral paradise because they've horded most of the settings farm-able land and natural capital, displacing and mass murdering any natives in the process. Orcs and goblins are hostile to other races because there the primary targets of an ongoing slavery and genocide campaign. The dividing line between human and inhuman is arbitrarily assigned via a phrenological pseudo-science that quickly falls apart when questioned by anyone who wasn't indoctrinated into it since birth."

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brawl was the worst smash game

then explain this

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what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)