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I know me and a hundred other more people have talked about this before, but there was so many more ways to re-imagine hanzo’s character in mk1 other than making him a child
I would be truly interested in seeing a hanzo who remains human and what skills they would’ve given him in that case, I think I would also loved to see the theme we saw in mk1 with kenshi, mileena and baraka (among others) of how there’s certain events you can’t escape, and I don’t mean it as in “kill his family again” but more of how the idea of fearing that inevitable awful destiny being what corrupts him later on in the story
It would be so much more interesting seeing harumi and satoshi in some way being the ones that loose hanzo…because he was trying to avoid loosing them.
What I mention earlier is probably what they plan with kid hanzo but like…why couldn’t they do that keeping him an adult omg 💀
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“He was my equal”
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Jin was raised by the two characters with the most rizz in the entire franchise and Takeda thought that kissing was a euphemism for poisoning someone until he was 17
I have had an idea!!!!!!
Kung Lao, freshly human again thanks to magic shenanigans, gets custody of his 8 year old nephew Kung Jin, and has to teach himself how to parent as Jin makes every effort to make his life as chaotic as possible
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It turns into an impromptu date and before long the kids regret helping them get together bc they're so sappy
Hey Honey Bunny! Good to see you back in action. Got a Subscorp au for ya. The classic coffee shop.
The Shirai Ry-Brew is a coffeehouse/roasters that Hanzo and his adopted sons run that is just down the street from the Lin Kuei dojo and gym. Kuai Liang is back in town to help his brother run the place after their dad’s passing and because his daughter, Frost, is going to start at the local college soon along with the rest of the kombat kids. The two single fathers meet and slowly begin to fall for one another.
Also Bi-Han and Hanzo have hated each other for years and for extremely petty reasons.
Hanzo and Bi-Han hate each other bc Bi-Han thinks Hanzo messed up his coffee order on purpose and Hanzo maintains that Bi-Han took a coffee that wasn't his.
Kuai Liang thinks this feud is stupid and Shirai Ryu-Brew is the only place that hasn't banned Frost for her ludicrously elaborate sugary concoction she invented when she was five
Having them be college age is awesome, but there's also another au in there where all the kids are under ten
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jinkeda would be so powerful in this au tho, like, I cant articulate why but the vibes, yknow?
I have had an idea!!!!!!
Kung Lao, freshly human again thanks to magic shenanigans, gets custody of his 8 year old nephew Kung Jin, and has to teach himself how to parent as Jin makes every effort to make his life as chaotic as possible
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Adopted satoshi AU and the parallels between hanzo and satoshi vs takeda and kenshi, great ground for angst
Takeda seeing how hanzo never gave up on satoshi while knowing how his own dad abandoned him (technically for his own good but yk)
oooooo especially if we have Hanzo still looking for Satoshi
Like, he's pretty convinced his son is dead, but it could have been a trick by Quan Chi and even though theres no proof, only a slim hope, he's clinging to it (He knows Harumi is gone bc if she was alive she would have come back the moment the Shirai Ryu were refounded)
So he always looks for Satoshi, just in case, just because there might be a chance
While Kenshi, though he did so to save Takeda's life, got rid of him the first chance he got (as far as Takeda knows)
Takeda ends up being really pissed off for a while and Hanzo doesn't know how to fix it (Kenshi ends up coming back and Hanzo gets the two to agree to some family therapy, which he joins on the occasions where he is needed.)
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Do please write that dragon fic (smut or not smut)!
I'm about a third of the way done, but here's an excerpt of what I've got so far:
Given the unsatisfactory end to their last fight, the adrenaline still flooding Hanzo’s system, and the nameless tension crackling between them, he sees little reason not to indulge them both before trying to get answers.
Perhaps it is reckless, but Hanzo never claimed to be a cautious man.
“If I run, are you going to chase me?” Hanzo asks, his voice breathy and rasping even to his own ears.
Wordlessly, Kuai Liang nods, his grin widening as Hanzo takes another, more deliberate step back. The sharp fangs poking out from under Kuai Liang’s lips shine in the rising sunlight and Hanzo shudders once more as he is struck with the sudden and all consuming urge to feel them buried in his neck.
He doesn’t even care that they’d probably break skin and leave a scar.
On the contrary, the thought of it is far more enticing than it really should be.
“Good,” Hanzo rumbles with a grin of his own, anticipation settling under his skin at the way Kuai Liang’s eyes light up.
Without another word, Hanzo is off, turning and running through the woods as fast as he can.
I'm planning on spreading my bottom and monsterfucker Hanzo agenda with this one
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I'd like to present an AU/idea of mine where the revenants broke free of Quan Chi's magic on their own.
tell me everything
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Kuai Liang:(kissing Hanzo all over his face) you're so beautiful...
He smiled and was so happy
Hanzo:(gently squeezing him)
awwwwww I love it when they're all soft and domestic
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Yes! Stryker was mentioned in your new AU!
Jax: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Sonya: No...but what choice do we have?
Stryker:(coming in) where is he?
Kabal:(not knowing Stryker was coming) and I said "that's a stupid idea and I hope a kangaroo fucks you" and that's basically how I got Kano to hate my guts now
Erron: Hmm... I just told him he looked like something straight from a "90s movie.
Kabal: that's it-?
They both were cut off when Stryker with Sonya and Jax walked in
Erron, confused: do you know that guy?
Kabal:(shocked)
Sonya: You two come with us. We're gonna figure out who Kanos been talking to
Kabal: Kurtis, I-
Stryker, rushing forward to hug him: You're okay, oh thank god you're okay
Jax: Maybe we give them a minute first, yeah?
Sonya: Yeah, that seems wise
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Omg the adopted Satoshi AU is so good, it’s making my gears spin
What if satoshi’s adoptive parents had some sort of debt to the black dragon and that’s why they got killed, satoshi goes after them and in the process maybe meets frost in the fighting rings..
Frost and Satoshi being unhinged besties is my fave way to write a satoshi lives au
I'd bet she was how he found his way to the Shirai Ryu in this au, bc she just vanishes from the streets for a while and he gets really worried, only to run into her again after his adoptive parents are killed (it would be kinda cool if they knew each other before) and then he tells her what happened and she's like "Yknow, i don't like bug man but he'd probably help you bc avenging a murdered family is kinda his thing, want me to put you in touch?"
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Some incorrect quotes featuring the Kombat legacies( sorry if some of these are in accurate to your own ocs)
Ro : Do you know a turtles only weakness? 
Lance: No... well, their slowness. 
Ro : Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. 
Ro : Now I have a plan. 
Ro : If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Lance: why are you like this
Vera, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? 
Ro: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* 
Ro: 
Ro: It's perfume.
Ro: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? 
Lance: The final boss. 
Vera : You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? 
Ro: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
Lance: Vera just insisted Ro and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. 
Lance: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
Ro: Hey, Vera ? 
Vera : Yeah? 
Ro: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? 
Vera : 
Vera : Where’s Lance?
Ro: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. 
Lian : Navy blue isn't your color. 
Ro: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Lian *
Lian: What? I'm not aggressive! 
Jiahao: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? 
Lian: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
Vera: Anyone d- 
Ro : Depressed? 
Lance: Drained? 
Lian: Dumb? 
Jiahao: Disliked? 
Vera: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Lian: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 
Vera: You can eat a rock. 
Ro : Air. 
Jiahao: The fabric of time and space. 
Lance: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 
Lian: You guys are not helpful.
Ro : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. 
Lian: This knife is actually a magic wand. 
Vera: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. 
Jiahao: *cocks gun* Magic missile. 
Lance: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Lance: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... 
Vera: .... 
Jiahao: ..... 
Lian: ...... 
Ro : ..Who? 
Lance: That's the thing we don't- 
*Everyone stares at Ro *
*Everyone is giving advice to Vera* 
Jiahao: It's okay to ask for help. 
Lian: You're not a burden. 
Ro : Murder is okay. 
Lance: Your feelings matter.
Jiahao: You know what I learned from my friendship with Ro ? 
Vera: There’s no such thing as too mean? 
Lance: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? 
Lian: Always hold a grudge?
how did you see inside my head bc this is spot on
Bi-Han: Lian's at that very special age when a girl only has one thing on her mind
Jax: Boys?
Lian: Homicide
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Lian: We have fun, right Jiahao?
Jiahao: I've never been so stressed in my life
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We know Hanzo & Kuai Liang working together is a hell of a team up. Maybe with Hanzo a part of the Lin Kuei he and Kuai could overthrow & kill the Grandmaster, and take over the clan and try to reform it
That probably wouldn't happen until they found out about the cyber initiative but the second they did the grandmaster was dead within like a week
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Imagine the waterworks of tears Hanzo & Satoshi have in the Adoption AU once they realize the truth about each other
Imagining that he was like, five, when the massacre happened:
Satoshi: You're my dad?
Hanzo, trying to approach the subject carefully: Yes, and I know that you had parents and they loved you and I don't want you to think I'm trying to replace them, because I'm not, I'm so unbelievably glad you were loved, I just-
Satoshi cuts him off by rushing forward to hug him
Satoshi, crying: I knew you were real, I knew you weren't dead, I knew it.
Hanzo, hugging him back as he cries: I'm so sorry I left you alone, I promise you I did not want to.
Satoshi: I know, they always told me that you loved me, that you'd be with me if you could and I remember enough to know they were telling me the truth.
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hey, does anyone remember my dragon cryomancers au? where they could like shapeshift and had scales and fangs and shit?
I might have caved and started writing a smut fic along those lines (subscorp obv) is that something that anyone would actually be interested in?
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Jax: Get grandkids somewhere else!
Hanzo: Stop trying to control your daughter's life!
Jax: Fuck you!
Hanzo: Fuck you!
Takeda: Should we....intervene?
Jacqui, eating popcorn: Nope
Jax: I am not letting my little girl marry Takeda! No way in hell is Jacqui joining your ninja cult!
Hanzo: I want grandkids, Jackson Briggs! Do not take this away from me!
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The only thing that gets him to stop is Kung Lao teaching him archery.
Their first trip to the hospital is bc Jin accidentally shot him (a la that one meme)
I have had an idea!!!!!!
Kung Lao, freshly human again thanks to magic shenanigans, gets custody of his 8 year old nephew Kung Jin, and has to teach himself how to parent as Jin makes every effort to make his life as chaotic as possible
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