I'm a multifandom mess. (He/him pronouns) 25+ Asexual. I would marry Thalia, Luck Gandor or Zevran in an instant. "Elliot Shepard was dead for 2 slutty, slutty years." "well who are we if not the purveyors of endless AUs." - Roddy
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i love "my frenid tao is standing about 10 seconds away and he's gonna come running and screaming at you" as a unit of mesurment tbh
#tao yang#game changer#Oh tonight's episode has to be great#americans will use anything but the metric system#< stealing someone else's tag because that's funny
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if you have like 20 variations of 1 fandom, count that as 1
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What if instead of "duelist" they said "gamer" instead
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i wrote my folklore studies coursework on creepypasta and its influence on child ritualism and i when it came time to defend it i had to do exactly that in front of a council of 40-60 year old ethnography professors
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/// I vanished because of college. I used my ounce of free time to draw some headcanons. Conjoined twins separated in infancy, the D twins don gnarly surgical scars that are woven in gold. They vaguely resemble centipedes... for no reason in particular... other than destiny, of course.
I post more artwork on my main blog @yucksoup , feel free to follow me there if that interests you.
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Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.
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Shoutout to whoever it was who informed me a few weeks ago that some types of Zofran have stevia in them because I got to tell my doctor about it today, and he literally made this face behind his mask because he had no idea, and he is also stevia intolerant:
#I'm not all that sensitive to ragweed but I remembered this post and had that sweetener removed from something I ordered just in case#cause something causes me to sneeze all spring and I think it's trees but#anyway thanks and also what dumbfuck thought 'ah yes a common allergen. Let's make a sweetner out of it'#like we already have enough common allergens in foods why add one
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One of my (many) headcanons, i love him, hes so cute
I know the Hex are mostly metal, but I just wanted to have fun with this idea :3
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best part of having the hat is putting it on other people
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.
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Reblog to give a trans man a kickass magic sword this pride month
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I got to speak to a neurologist the other day and straight up said out loud “I’m just looking for help with the migraines, the little headaches are fine” and didn’t question myself at all until he asked me the third time to tell him about the little headaches and how frequent they are and if my eyes water and if I get light sensitivity and the short version is that apparently I’ve had chronic migraines for years
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