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i’m one of the first women to get white boy wasted
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me buying concert tickets: hell yeah
my government issued Really Fucking Tall Guy™ getting ready to buy the seat directly in front of me:

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this is kinda dumb and gay and unnecessary but thank you for the laughs. you’ve probably gotten a bunch out of me over the years and I hope your life is beautiful 🌅
showing love is never unnecessary, remember that and take pride in your humility. bless, love
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*lifts a finger to the void and the thousand agonies in long dead tongues* Chat is this real?
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In the whom straight up tolling it. And by it, haha, well. Let's just say. my bell
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shouting WE OUT HERE as I settled down into the empty bathtub, fully clothed, ready to read my stories
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you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.
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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
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