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“With elevators, it’s not claustrophobia. It’s that I don’t trust the government

HEARD  AT  COLLEGE    /   ACCEPTING    :    @mythcarved​

                    SOMETHING  LIKE  SURPRISED  LAUGHTER ,    brow  quirking  in  question  at  words  of  other ,   though  magnus  seems  to  disregard  the  strange  nature  of  statement  after  a  moment ,    shoulders  shrugging .     

                     ❛    WELL ,    YA  GOT  ME  THERE   !    uh ,     dunno  if  lucas  miller’s  parta  the  government  exactly    ?    but ,    like ,    close  enough ,    know  what  i  mean    ?  !     ❜     teasing  jab  to  ribcage    &    a  wink  because  surely  they  both  know  how  terrible  lucas  miller  is    !    ❛    but ,    uh .    it’s  not  so  bad    !    upsy’s ,    like ,    a  pretty  cool  dude  once  you  get  to  know  ’im ,    so .    it’ll  be  fine     !      ❜

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“How do you feel about fantasy fluorescent lighting?”

HEARD  AT  COLLEGE    /   ACCEPTING    :    @dxdger​

                              ❛    UHHHHH ---     ❜    

 MAGNUS  HESITATES .     he’s  not  exactly  sure  what  has  prompted  question   (   other  wasn’t  exactly  known  for  being  passionate  about  things  like  lighting  ) ,    &    magnus  isn’t  clued  in  enough  on  the  discourse  of  lighting  fixtures  to  understand  what  is  a  socially  acceptable  stance  on  this  subject .    he’s  settles  for  ambiguity .     (   what  can  he  say    ?    he’s  a  people  pleaser    !   )

                      ❛     I  MEAN ,    IT’S ,    uh .     useful    ?    super  good  at  stuff  like  ...   lighting  an  area .     too  ...    too  bright ,    though ,    know  what  i  mean    ?    like ,    okay ,    we  get  it ,    you’re  fluorescent    !     tone  it  down ,    though ,    ya  know    ?    not  all  of  us  are  about  that .     ❜

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※ SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※

a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college; these are all from my first semester of sophomore year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!

“The porn industry is moving swimmingly.”

“We all need men. Go find them.”

“It’s not an opera, bitches, it’s a flight.”

“Don’t look! It makes their dick bigger!”

“I have my own place and I can light as many candles as I want.”

“I’m not a librarian, sir.”

“How’s your sack lunch, bitch?”

“Stab me in the ass and turn me into Kim Kardashian.”

“I stayed up another hour just to cry.”

“I just got a nude and I don’t know how to feel about it.”

“I’m gonna go stab my eyes out now.”

“We get it. You have a big truck and a small penis.”

“It’s an epidemic, Karter!”

“There’s no cups, so I’m using a bowl. To drink apple juice.”

“Fuck y’all, I’m eating Fruit Loops!”

“I don’t know my superhero name, but here I am with my can of Lysol and my plastic fork.”

“Your list of things to do includes making the best 2000s playlist of all time and fighting me at Cheesecake Factory.”

“This is borderline human abuse.”

“How do you feel about fluorescent lighting?”

“I’m sorry, I’m on a college budget, I’ll give you two nickels and a paper clip.”

“We couldn’t say hell, because… Catholic school problems.”

“I don’t want them to call me and be like, ‘we’re about to drill into your face!’”

“Ugh, yes, the hot TA, what club are you in?”

“My rat bastard dad? What about him?”

“I have an idea that I’m positive no other human has ever had: butter flavored ice cream.”

“I hate myself, but I’m funny, so…”

“This man loves puppies and he is not afraid to say it.”

“There’s just something about stale food that I really like.”

“I like how we’re watching our upcoming death on TV.”

“When I get wasted, I want to fight. It’s a problem.”

“My boyfriend got really drunk and started drinking nectar out of the hummingbird feeder.”

“He currently has a child.”

“That’s a good way of getting rid of a baby.”

“He can’t look at his dead parents or his alive children.”

“I can’t focus on reading, ‘cause I just wanna watch Drake and Josh.”

“My roommate loves manifestos. Especially the Communist Manifesto.”

“Have you studied his naked body or something?”

“Okay, we got our Greek tragic playwrights: there’s Sophocles… there’s Euripides… uh… Isosceles?”

“We’re so stupid we click things that say ‘click here for here’.”

“So there were just 95 loose pigs.”

“This is called shaming.”

“I can’t be the only person who says ‘meatballs and spaghetti’.”

“What could go wrong? …oh, shit, I’m on fire.”

“Don’t call Kourtney unless you wanna suck dick tonight.”

“There’s no one around. He’s talking to his dick.”

“Just ‘cause it’s Greek doesn’t mean it’s sophisticated.”

“I hate myself, but I hate her more.”

“I don’t know anything about it, but it has bread in the name, so I want to try it.”

“Just… don’t breathe this class.”

“Megan: secret crop top wearer.”

“I’m embracing my aesthetic while you’re embracing… Jon Hamm’s face.”

“What are we doing tonight besides homework? …and bread?”

“I’m witnessing a breakup right here in the Starbucks line.”

“I nominate Gushers as a snack suggestion, but, like, a lot of them. All of them.”

“I have a strong immune system.”

“I was so worked up about the bolo ties.”

“Also, I was wine drunk, so…”

“Does she hit him? I hope she hits him.”

“Only Matthew McConaughey drives Lincolns.”

“Oh, yeah, I’m totally a Republican… Pence is daddy…”

“After that… is the exact same thing… from a different angle.”

“All my life, I’ve been striving to be better than Kidz Bop.”

“Is ‘slaveitude’ a word?”

“Ted Bundy was attractive. People knew him.”

“I feel like whoever’s in charge of the Reese’s company is really high right now. Like, putting Reese’s inside of Reese’s.”

“One beer bottle on campus might be a problem, but if there’s 8, they’re props.”

“With elevators, it’s not claustrophobia. It’s that I don’t trust the government.”

“Headphones: in. World: out. Notes font: ugly.”

“You know that’s a felony, right?”

“That’s a… fourth or fifth impression kind of story.”

“That means she definitely fucked a member of Kiss.”

“I feel free, but also ugly.”

“This is my unassigned assigned seat, and if any of you take it, I will fight you.”

“I went to the Home Depot, bought a bunch of lights, put them up in the air, and said ‘this is art’.”

“Because I was a full New Yorker, I just kept walking.”

“We almost died, but our last meal would’ve been free, so…”

“What’s a funeral like in 2017? GIFs and memes.”

“I would like to thank not only God but also Tinder.”

“I sat through a 40 minute argument about how Justin Bieber started the Cold War.”

“I’m just walking down the hallway, thinking about ways to throw myself down the stairs and make it look like an accident.”

“Now, if it was Kidz Bop, I’d go see it.”

“Don’t name your kid Ethelwold.”

“Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes: a vision for America.”

“My dad’s not getting dick from anyone.”

“I’m a shady beach and y’all are my shady beaches.”

“Oh, no, don’t write that down…”

“At Chipotle, God himself picked those avocados and put them in the guacamole.”

“It should be a holiday: Ohio awareness day.”

“We should go to a nice place. A formal place. California Pizza Kitchen.”

“What do you do in geology lab? Dissect rocks?”

“What great weather for a mental breakdown.”

“He’s not computer generated; he’s actually that large.”

“I’ve done some soul searching and I think that ranch dressing is my favorite food.”

“I almost said his birthday was in 1926. It’s like, we got a little bit of an age gap.”

“Are you physically running away from the situation?”

“I will personally call Papa John to tell him that he’s the reason my life isn’t going right.”

“I can’t wait for middle-aged sex now.”

“I should’ve known, there aren’t two eclipses in a year!”

“I walked around with a bear taser for a year and a half.”

“I found out that the guy I have a restraining order against has been peeing on my car for two years.”

“He fought the devil in jeans and no shirt.”

“She threw my fucking pillow off of the balcony!”

“Tickets are for something fun. Paying the check is not fun.”

“It’s Halloween, calories don’t count on holidays.”

“Well, you know how I said we met in philosophy class? Well… Elise doesn’t take philosophy class.”

“You got it wrong. You said 56 point 2. The answer was 56 point 2.”

“Do I want that horrible sock tan line the I had for five years back? Yeah, I do.”

“I got drunk, threw up, got high, and came here.”

“It’s Titanic blue. I’m the Heart of the Ocean, bitch.”

“The only rat bastard in our lives is Russ.”

“The beats are so good, but the words are such trash.”

“I had to fight someone in the elevator yesterday.

“…I’ve awakened the Demigorgon.”

“We solved the great hiccup epidemic of 2017.”

“Watch out, Kansas, I’m coming for you.”

“Do not associate my birthday with math terms.”

“That’s some Hunger Games type shit.”

“Fuck y’all, I hope you trip and die.”

“I’m very confused and also cold: an American tale. A five part miniseries, this fall on HBO.”

“I am Mrs. Grey! Bring me the kink!”

“I really wanna make a shirt that’s all Comic Sans.”

“I was thinking about Panera’s mac and cheese in a bread bowl, and I started crying.”

“We’re gonna steal your WiFi, but it’s okay, because Panhellenic love.”

“I have confidence that you’re not gonna get pregnant within those two hours.”

“See if this card works. I mean, it should work, but, like…”

“I think my favorite part was slowly dying.”

“All they serve is chicken salad, so you really have to like chicken salad.”

“I have three papers and a test this week, I don’t have time for feelings to resurface.”

“I’m living a life. Not my best one.”

“When you write a report on a book you’ve never read.”

“Don’t tell me what to wear when you wear Crocs to the bar.”

“I have listened to literally nothing but Hallelujah and My Heart Will Go On all day today.”

“Oh my god, Elise, you fucking bitch, get your shit together, and write your paper.”

You know what I’m really devastated about? I’m all out of Fruit Roll-ups.”

“We’re gonna be teachers. We have school forever.”

“I don’t want your sympathy, I want your anger.”

“Clowns… doorknobs… the color yellow… ducks… I’m quoting Victorious…”

“Did you just say ‘hey Sophie’ to not include me? ‘Cause, guess what, bitch, I’m still here.”

“I live here, I know when we have salad!”

“I think Satan’s middle name is cumulative.”

“I will put up with my moose husband for however long I need.”

“I’ve literally been down here for an hour and a half waiting for these nonexistent cookies.”

“I’m keeping a detailed list of Elise’s hickeys.”

“I’m an adult, I say as I eat my Fruit Roll-up.”

“Oh, my practicum grade is in! Let’s see… 36.”

“SOS, I’m in bed and it’s so comfy, but I need to get up to study, what do I do?”

“Get up. Only a few more days until we can sleep all we want.”

“So you’re admitting you live in the woods.”

“I don’t know if it’s finals stress or if this is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, but I’m crying.”

“It was optional, don’t make me feel bad for skipping class.”

“I’ve heard that, if enough people fail, they’ll have to curve it.”

“How do you even study for this?”

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today’s been one year since i first made this blog so! guess i’ll Be Active

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MAGICMISSIILE    /    VITI .

viti nods along to what the fighter says. they understand that, protecting people and what not. “yeah i totally get it! it’s not, my brand per say but i like to help people too when i can. my brand’s more–magic based, i guess.” they snicker. 

eyebrows raise at the offer and they contemplate seriously. they stretch their arms to see if they actually needed a cleric or not. but other than some new tears into their outfit that can be easily mended and some scratches across their midriff and arms, they were fine as far as they could tell. the wizard lets their arms drop back to their side and they shake their head, giving him a smile. 

“i think i’m fine actually! thanks for the offer. but if you could point me to the nearest town around here i’d appreciate that too! a rest after that fight would probably do me a lot of good.” 

                        NODS  ALONG  TO  WORDS  enthusiastically ,    arms  crossing  over  chest  casually  as  he  listens ,    humming  every  few  seconds  to  signal  that  he’s  paying  attention .     ❛     yea ,   i  kinda  lucked  out  in  the  magic  department  of  my  character  sheet ,   so .     ❜     a  shrug .    ❛     fists     &     punchin’  stuff  it  is    !     ❜     

                        GOOD  NATURED  LAUGH  is  offered ,     though  it  verges  on  the  border  of  something  disingenuous ,    insecurity  at  lack  of  magical  abilities  seemingly  becoming  a  little  too  real .     he  brushes  it  off  as  other  continues ,    however ,    head  tilting  at  words  before  magnus  perks  as  he  angles  to  look  at  area  surrounding  them .    

                  ❛     OH ,    YEA ,    no  problem ,    homie    !     uh ,    ’bout  a  half  mile  from  here  is  neverwinter    ?    super  cool  place ,     and  only ,    like ,     sometimes  winter .    &    if  you  head  a  little  more  north ,      you’ll  hit  rockport    !   tons  of  resting  opportunities ,    even  more  tom  bodett  opportunities .    tom  bodett-ortunities    !     ❜

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                   ❛     DO  YOU  THINK  THAT  fantasy  yoshi  is  equal  best  friends  with  fantasy  mario    &    luigi  or  do  you  think  it’s  the  kind  of  thing  where ,     like ,    fantasy  mario  is  best  friends  with  fantasy  yoshi  first    ?     & ,     like ,    yeah  he  gets  along  with  fantasy  luigi ,    but  if  push  came  to  shove ,    you  know  whose  he’d  be  on    ?     ❜     eyes  meet  gaze  of  other  almost  sheepishly .     ❛    uh ,     asking  for  a  friend .     ❜      /     @pinkxnunchucks    LIKED  !    (  accepting  )

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hi im sorry im not here much !!!! school is a Lot but im trying to change that so here’s a mbmbam quotes starter call that i’ll work on while i do drafts!!!!!! ;OOO

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literally impossible to kill (professionally diagnosed)

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DXDGER   /    DODGER .

Reaching up a hand to intercept Magnus’s face as it came a’cutting into view, Dodger keeps himself largely preoccupied with the bowl in front of him, even tucking it a touch closer so’s the fighter didn’t get any ideas. “Get your own. Taako made plenty, didn’t he just.”

                    THERE’S  A  POUT  AS  HAND  is  batted  away ,    initial  shock  at  action  traded  for  a  more  childish  response  as  arms  cross    &     head  tilts  down  so  that  chin  presses  close  to  chest .    he  perks  at  words ,    however ,  head  tilting  as  arms  fall  back  to  sides .     ❛    he  did    ?   well ,    shit    !     ❜     laughter ,     loud    &    boisterous ,    if  not  awkward  as  he  rubs  at  back  of  neck  almost  sheepishly .      ❛    makes  calling  you  a  bastard  a  littttle  awkward ,    then    !     uh    ---    sorry ,    kid .    ya  boy’s  a  little  hangry ,    know  what  i  mean    ?     ❜

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COSMOSFATED   /   FLEUR

“you … dropped a fidget spinner … on your baby’s head.”  he’s,  not sure how to respond to that ?  not initially.  but when it finally registers that this isn’t some well thought up joke statement,  he still finds himself laughing before he can think better of it.  “my ap- apologies,  mister magnus,  but that is the funniest thing i’ve heard all week !  hahaha !”

                 ❛     UH    ---   MAYBE    ?      ❜      unsure ,    at  first ,    how well  other  is  going  to  take  such  news    (     some  can  be  so  concerned  about  how  others  should  parent  their  child    ) ,     &    magnus  is  still  slightly  embarrassed  at  admitting  such  an  occurrence ,    though  laughter  eases  him .     he  lets  a  chuckle  escape  after  a  moment ,    too ,    hand  running  through  hair  to  ease  some  of  the  sheepishness  he  feels .

                   ❛     I  MEAN ,   TO  BE  FAIR   ?   ango’s ,    like ,     ten .    eleven    ?    hard  to  keep  track .   either  way ,     he  can ,    uh .    take  care  of  ’imself ,    know  what  i  mean ,    but ,    uh ,    yea .    i  super  dropped  it  on  ’im .     just    ...    right  on  the  ol’  noggin    !     ❜

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                        LAUGHTER ,     SUDDEN    &    BOISTEROUS ,    a  snort  offered  as  hand  comes  to  slap  across  lips  in  attempt  to  contain  giggles .     ❛      you  look  like  a  carpet  fucked  a  nerd    !     ❜     /     @spellslung   LIKED  !    (  accepting  )

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                        ❛     I’M  TOO  FUCKING  STRONG    &    way  too  fucking  sexy  to  be  murdered  right  now .     ❜     /     @calamitousrule   LIKED  !    (  accepting  )

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                          ❛    HEY ,     I  SMELL  THAT  CHILI .    what  the  fuck    !    you’re  such  a  bastard .    i’m  super  hungry .     ❜      /       @dxdger    LIKED  !    (  accepting  )

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hi im sorry im not here much !!!! school is a Lot but im trying to change that so here’s a mbmbam quotes starter call that i’ll work on while i do drafts!!!!!! ;OOO

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FLAMEBRIGHTS    /    AUBREY. 

‘  did  –––   did a fantasy costco manager PUNCH YOU?  or is that ,  uh ,  hypothetical?  ’     eyes widen  &  quickly narrow as she considers the question.  aubrey little is not exactly a FIGHTER   –––   hell ,  she can’t even shoot fireballs at MONSTERS without apologizing   –––   but this is an extreme circumstance.     ‘  depends on HOW HARD they punched me.   uh ,  worst case scenario ,  burn the fantasy costco to the ground.  but ,  y’know ,  that’s only for REALLY HARD PUNCHES.  ’

                      ❛     UH    ---     MAYBE    ?    sounds  kinda  lame  to  say  garfield  the  deals  warlock  laid  one  on  me  when  i’m ,    like ,    super  ripped     ?     so ,    let’s  just  say  that  i  totally  earned  it    !    ❜      proud  smile  until  words  seem  to  register    &    he  backtracks .     ❛    wait ,     hold  on .     ❜     laughter ,     despite  himself ,     eyes  crinkling  in  the  effort  as  he  snorts  a  laugh .    ❛     i  like  your  moxie ,    kid    !    little  extreme  for  me ,     but ,     uh ,     otherwise  that’s ,     like ,     pretty  solid    !     counterpoint ,    though    :     no  more  places  to  get  midnight  snack  foods .    ya  boy  gets  a  little  hangry  in  the  nighttime ,    know  what  i  mean     ?    ❜

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                                       ❛     I’M  ALL  ABOUT  CHARGING  FORTH  as  fast    &     as  recklessly  as  possible .     ❜      words  stop  short ,     suddenly ,      as  if  to  be  followed  by  a  retort ,     but  instead  magnus  BEAMS  as  hands  fall  to  hips    &    chest  puffs  forward  as  if  proud  of  statement .     /    @armatzi  LIKED  !    (  accepting  )

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                 ❛    WHAT  WOULD  YOU  DO  if  a  fantasy  costco  manager  punched  you  in  the  face     ?     ❜    he’s  asking  for  a  friend    !    probably .     way  head  falls  into  hands    &     pained  sigh  escapes  him  as  if  truly  conflicted  might  lead  one  to  believe  otherwise ,    though .     /     @flamebrights  LIKED  !    (  accepting  )