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bowling for soup vc : who's the best dressed and who's having sex ?? who's got the money, who gets the honeys ? who's kinda cute and who's just a mess ??

everyone looks the same to me, dressed to impress social media mongrels, but i digress. all i gotta say is i better be the next godmom to shayla’s ( @gcmechanger ) and kol’s ( @kolcarmichael ) offspring — i know what they deal is and they’re too smuggish not to be knockin’ boots. the same goes for freddy ( @freddyeet ) and mavis ( @bostonsweet ) ‘cause Y’ALL AIN’T INNOCENT EITHER!! no one’s that bubbly, even for gingers~

the hale’s ( @exdcus & @selinurrs ), the dair’s ( @moneydair & @evedair ), the arden’s ( @samvnthas & @nneredith ) got some dough rollin’ and the honey to seal it, a nice & fat JOINT OF BUCKAROOS. now, andreas ( @traumagcd ), on the other hand has nice pockets too for as modest as the queen of england could act. other than that, have we all figured out what james ( @forgeriies ) does for a legitimate living yet or what? ‘cause referring to him as scott lang’s older, gruffer, rougher looking brother isn’t tickling me anymore. i need receipts. but out of all these things, what’s cemented in the past are two people who can’t escape their own past, and eventually, something’s going to SNAP. maybe domenico ( @dcmenico ) and cristyn ( @cristyno ) should dig up their holes  & recover their time capsules to reality.

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couples that should be and couples that shouldn't?

it’s not that they shouldn’t, but let’s be honest, aren’t we all too old for love triangles ?? save it for the youngin’s. liana ( @obtaiin ) is a strong, tall woman that needs no drama ! and marianne ( @mvriannes ), well… she’s bright… and here… but they both don’t need to play pogo with charlie ( @charliemcgreggor ). keep ya battery packs, girls. aside from that, shantipriya ( @pomegrnte ) and beckett ( @diistruct ) lowkey make me wanna vomit flowers and put them in a bouquet. and i still believe there’s hope for elias ( @eliasroarke ) and jack ( @jackroarke ) BUT IT’S OBVIOUS THAT I’M THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SO, HUH ?? monogamy is dead in the hearts of the sinners.

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interesting how riley's baby mama told him about her pregnancy after the album dropping. should riley be worried?

everyone’s got a lil gold-digger in them, right, LIL HALE ( @lilhale​ ) ?? kanye warned him years ago, drake even told him in confidence: can’t go 50/50 with no hoe !  worry comes from immaturity, the real question is, is he ready to to become a father.

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is charlie REALLY out here playing two girls at once? i thought age would teach you a few things about how you should treat a woman but i guess not!

you know the sayin’, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, full pun intended. we sure he ain’t got a couple of kids runnin’ around here?? keep it tight, ladies!  ( @charliemcgreggor )

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I've heard Rielle has gone around asking people to try her pie. Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

HASHTAG DESPERADO !! like hello heard of tinder ??

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who's the shadiest?

good ol’ selinur has her man’s mugshot framed in her house ... in the family room . what’s more shady than that ? 

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what folks would make a cute couple?

everyone here is a special kind of attractive so it’s difficult but i think maybe charlie ( @charliemcgreggor ) and marianne ( @mvriannes ) have that edgy looking aesthetic that’ll have us all shook. jd ( @jdchamp ) seems to be fawning over shantipriya ( @pomegrnte ) and who could blame him ? i think the two would look great together. and of course nate ( @nvtepres ) and thalia ( @thaliaprescott ) are glowing with that baby on the way glow ! but i’m curious as to what y’all think ? what couples are a hit or a miss ? or what two folks do you think should belong together ?

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nixon and selina relationship goals or is it all smoke and mirrors?

i meeeaaaaan they’re old so who else are they gonna run to when they divorce ? nixon’s got the money that’ll attract sugar babies for days but what about good ol’ selinur ? nah , but all jokes aside i do think that they love each other. i feel like they’ve been married for A THOUSAND years already ---- i guess that’s what makes them the token parents everyone wants to be adopted by !

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so who’s brave enough to send in the first gossip to kick off this damn blog ! come on guys we know the bay area is filled with the juiciest secrets !