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Merman Remus just being his cinnamon roll-self
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Merman Remus just being his cinnamon roll-self
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People headcanon Ben Barnes as Sirius Black.

But The Punisher season 2 turned him into Remus Lupin.
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Prideful
(Draco Malfoy: @metamorph-magus)
(Based on THIS art, by @blvnk-art)
Harry was heistant in the beginning, but he had to admit, Draco had been helpful.
Without his information about the inner sircle of Voldemorts loyal followers, the case might never had been solved. The remnants of Voldemorts Death eaters, could still have run free, plotting their revenge.
Harry thought, as Tom Riddle passed from this world, his followers would scatter, like scared cockroaches. He was wrong. But now, thanks to Malfoy, a good number of them would be facing their fates, and finally getting what they deserved.
A cold cell in Azkaban prison.
Draco’s mind wandered back to simpler times. Was it possible? After all this time, was Harry Potter actually offering his respect?
As the memory flashed before his eyes, clear as day, Draco made up his mind. If it was ever possible, this would be the moment.
He had been so caught up in his own memories, that he completely ignored the sound of dissaparation.
And so Draco did the same, dissaparating out of thin air.
All he left behind was the chances we lose when we are too prideful.
The End.
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Marlene: KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS
Marlene Mckinnon: W- What are Y- mmmhf?!
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The Marauders
(For my favourite Marauders birthday)
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UM heres a little comic based on a little headcanon i have that, despite draco not seeming like the kind of person to enjoy dancing, he actually does. but only his family knows that :)
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A Choice With No Regrets Masterpost:
What if, instead of going after Peter, Sirius Black had stayed and taken his place as Harry’s guardian?
After the events of October 31st, Harry’s godfather has done just that… and now Sirius and Remus are about to have a crash-course in parenting.
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Holiday Specials:
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Part 5
BONUS
Halloween
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I just couldn’t resist drawing ©Perfect Sirius from @thehufflebean‘s incredible Fireside Fic contribution Be With Me Always. It’s just so well written, gorgeous plot, fast paced dialogue, amazing sex, and fun twists and turns, so unlike any fic I’ve read before
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So I commissioned thomssbird_art (on Instagram) AND THIS MASTERPIECE WAS THE RESULT!
I’m currently working on a post-war Drarry fanfic and I wanted my vision of adult Harry and Draco to come true! So I took the oppurtunity and commissioned yet another artist. Tanya did an AMAZING job and I’m glad I got to work with her! (Draco reference: Otto Seppalainen, yes this human EXISTS)
Anyway, enjoy my headcanon of adult! Drarry^^
+ Close ups (pls appreciate the Sectumsempra scars on Dracos neck, Harrys soft smile and their HANDS AHH)
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Masterpiece
What's scarier? Being tortured or facing Remus in a bad mood?
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Who put that dog poop in my stuff?! - A very angry slytherin
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Detention
(( OOC: Based on this text post – Peter played by @sirussly ))
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Do you do recs? I'm having an awful day and need to laugh and am looking for really funny drarry fics.
Hi Anon!
I actually don’t usually do fic recs – only occasionally when the mood strikes me – but I’ve really been where you are (and am having one of those nights, in fact), so here are some of my favorite make-me-smile fics:
A Portrait Of The Artist by @firethesound
Summary: When Harry Potter, reclusive artist, finally agrees to an interview, Draco can hardly believe that he’ll be the one to do it.
My Thoughts: I have a huge humor kink for people trying to repress their revulsion, tbh. And when Draco lucks into an interview with Harry about Harry’s art – which is decidedly not…good – their resultant interaction (and Draco’s internal dialogue) makes me want to cry with laughter. It also has a sweet little dose of UST, and Draco-trying-to-be-nice, which never fails to be funny as hell.
Draco Malfoy:Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop
Summary: It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There’s no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.But no: Harry’s eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme … mustn’t there?
My Thoughts: Please do not let the title of this fic deter you, it’s honestly not crack-y at all! It’s just this really funny, realistic fic in which Harry needs a new toilet and this somehow brings Draco to his door. Over and over and over. It’s a great piece for reading about them getting to know each other, some (very weird) flirting and subtle pining, and oblivious Harry.
Muggle Drug Store Items by @l0vegl0wsinthedark
Summary: Malfoy’sinterest is caught by a certain Muggle drug store item. (Hint: FlavouredCondoms)
My Thoughts: Okay,so who doesn’t love Draco when he’s being an absolute shit? LOLOL. Only in thiscase, you get the added bonus of lightheartedness – they’re in a relationship –and Harry, embarrassed off his rocker in public. Love always manages to come up with the funniest, snarkiest version of Draco, somehow, and this does not disappoint. All of this results in somehot sex, too, so this is 100% one you should check out if you’re having a badday. It’ll make you laugh and then wipe sweat from your brow.
Pretty Fond Of Not Very Good Ideas by @lqtraintracks
Summary: HarryPeterson, Orderer Extraordinaire, and his trusty sidekick, Ray. Or: Harry’sbeen hit with a memory charm, but it’s okay because he realises he’s bent forDraco Malfoy.
My Thoughts: Like,okay: I’m not sure how I can make this sound any funnier than the summary does.But basically it’s the best memory-loss fic EVER. Harry is suffering some spelldamage, but manages just fine when hegoes out with Ron and Hermione (and the rest of his group) and spots – you guessedit, Draco. Hot and sitting at the bar, and making amnesia-Harry react in ways that non-amnesia Harry might’ve been avoiding. And I could go into how I have actuallycried real tears laughing at the dialogue in this (Oh, Ray.), or howlq_traintracks manages to flip it on its head abruptly to deliciously un-U theUST, but you should just trust me and go read this.
Group Chat by @jadepresley
Summary: Ascreenshot of a group chat conversation between Draco, Harry, Ron, Pansy,Hermione and Theo.
My thoughts: Thisis… Just like it sounds, really. Lol. It’s in alternative format (texting), butthe thing about Jade’s writing is that she never goes out of character, so eachcomment and subsequent reaction (and oh, the changing of the names!) will haveyou rolling. It’s a teeny fic (less than 2k), so if you’re pressed for time youcan still read it and find a smile in your day.
Hope these help,nonnie, and that your night gets a little better. Thanks for the ask! <3
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