russling-your-jimmies
russling-your-jimmies
Russling peoples Jimmies since 2000
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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Jameela Jamil is playing Titania who is She-hulk's Rival like Abomination or the Leader are to Hulk.
I saw a review of she hulk on imdb that dismissed all of its issues because it was supposed to be "light hearted"
Bro the show won't stop telling me how much the world hates me for being a woman I really don't think it's fucking light hearted it's just shit writing relying on one liners
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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I LOST THE GAME
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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@thespectacularspider-girl Why does everyone always forget the first baseman Who.
baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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Crash
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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2022 BABY
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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The duality of man
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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@thespectacularspider-girl
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Anyone got 1000 bucks I can borrow?
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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@staff @thespectacularspider-girl The fuck happened in the las 30 minutes? Why are the icons so far apart now? Why is the notes button under the poat rather than in the notes?
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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@thespectacularspider-girl Translated: Why not both?
https://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/672596960226705408/do-you-like-big-butts-or-big-boobs
BIs: por que no todos?
English, please.
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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No that's CDC
CBT is the agency in the government that collects info on national threats
tbh knowing what someone's first thought is when they see the acronym "cbt" says a lot about a person
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russling-your-jimmies · 3 years ago
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@siryouarebeingmocked I saw a newspaper today that said City Hall here in NYC is going to have a anniversary memorial on the 6th about Capital Hill last year. I swear to god I hate this timeline.
MY DAMN SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!!
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russling-your-jimmies · 4 years ago
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Mazinkaiser SKL because I enjoyed SRW but that was the first anime I ever watched.
Everyone’s starter anime is death note.
I don’t count sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid and assumed they were cartoons.
I mean when you got “into” anime fully aware of what it was and actually became immmmmmersed in this bizarre weeb culture.
It’s usually death note.
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russling-your-jimmies · 4 years ago
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@siryouarebeingmocked The only reason outside of Diversity would that Piltover and Zaun used to be part of Shurima which is fantasy Egypt in League.
Minor Arcane spoilers, maybe?
Arcane: Here’s a slightly sexually charged scene where two women infiltrate a brothel. One of them is a naive and conventionally attractive noblewoman, and the other is street-smart and aggressive and butch.
Me: Given the hair of the latter, five quid says there’s going to be gay all up in this joint by the end of this sce-
Arcane: And here’s one doing a kabe-don to make the other one uncomfortable, calling her hot, and asking if she’d prefer to proposition a man or a woman to blend in.
Me:
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Me: And slash-bait too, of course.
PS: Also, the standard “buddy-cops go to a brothel and one makes the other uncomfortable” gag doesn’t involve said cops flirting(?) with each other. Heck, they barely spend any time dealing with the actual person they’re there to see. Considering how Diverse™ the show is, it’s just Netflix being Netflix. PPS: Also, I’m fairly certain someone on the team has a fetish for tall brown musclegirls who get in fights. By episode 8, we’ve met 2, plus another brown lady who uses a gun. Oh, and they’re all some sort of authority figure in their culture. The musclegirls are both voiced by deep voiced black women, and the last one by 
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Also, one of these three is literally a mommy.
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russling-your-jimmies · 4 years ago
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To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.
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russling-your-jimmies · 4 years ago
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@that-catholic-shinobi Rhino has his powers and suit because he is an immigrant from the Soviet Union who agreed to experiments for money to bring his family over and help them so he is the same boat as Venom, Doc Ock, and Sandman.
it is actually SO twisted that peter parker comes from a poor working class family, spent his entire life fighting for the little guy for no financial gain, whose major film villains are dirty capitalists who don’t care about who they hurt, who takes his power as a responsibility…. and marvel took one look at him and said “yah he’s besties with a billionaire whose family had generational wealth from war profiteering and all the villains will be working class”
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