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this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving
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*experiences symptoms when no one is around to see me* I have got to stop faking for attention
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My precious scrumbly had to get some teeth removed and isnโt dealing with his cone well
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They are like monk girlsโ generation to me
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posting these scraps from a few months ago now that the game's a year old
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smashes his skull with the heaviest rock i
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ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
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me 40 years in the future: wow! i am feeling so โnon binaryโ today !
my domesticated lobotomized girltwink who has forsaken their humanity for a life of hedonistic pleasures: *nudges their empty bowl toward me*
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Is this anything
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puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again
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