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"Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense." Mark Twain or somebody.

(via Cartoon: Life in a dystopian satire)

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That's what you get when Daddy is a brown bear and Mommy is a polar bear and I could not be more in love.

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finished updating my old bears picture!

the panda and polar bear are completely redrawn, the brown bear has a new face, and it's all just had a go over and touch up

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frodo baggins the iconic reluctant hero who saved the entirety of arda deserves so much better than “sam gamgee is the real hero” i said what i said

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Aaaaah!

The Dashboard Unfucker alternative does not work on Opera (at least not for me)

Noooo!!!!

Why on earth does Tumblr think anyone likes this?

Nobody does!

Its ugly, its impractical!

If I wanted this, I would be on Twitter.

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ocs. have you guys heard about this?

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Not sure who needs to see this, but if a Service Dog starts backing into you, pushing you away from their handler, or they sit down at a leash distance from their handler

You Should Move Away.

They are performing a task known as "spacing" or "blocking" that helps reduce or prevent anxiety in their handler.

They are NOT "asking for pets" or being disobedient or asking to be spoken to. All you have to do is stay back from the dog and handler.

This is not a capslock PSA because I'm not sure how many people that don't have a SD actually know this is a trained task.

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reblog if you would hug a trans boy

and if the trans boy doesnt want physical contact, youd give him a sick air-high-five

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writing ocs is 1000% making the character, and 1000% getting obsessed over the little fictional guys living in your brain

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I saw myself in the mirror

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Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“I need a glass of wine, a massage and a shower. And not necessarily in that order.”

“Bad day at work?”

“Oh yeah,”

“How about a shower, home cooked food and then a massage followed by cuddling and sleep in a comfortable bed?”

“…Are you trying to seduce me? ‘Cause it’s working. I’m just too tired to act on it right now.”

“Yes, and no. Yes because you deserve it, and no because you need to relax and rest.”

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"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip

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I HAVE THAT SHE'S SO SOFT HER NAME IS HELEN SKELLER AND SHE'S MY CHILD!

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kill the shift manager in your brain

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I'm in vc so I had to watch this on mute for the first time, but it's not on mute. It's never on mute. :rofl:

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Babe, listen

Your fic isn’t a flop, it’s a cult classic. Only the coolest freaks like it, don’t worry about it, it’s great.

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"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.