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i'm like if Pearl was trapped in the city and missed the country and was named Earl instead
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‘La vara rota’ by Arturo Michelena, c. 1892.
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some old fucker just called me a "him/her bitch" at my job 😀
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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.

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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city
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what on gods green earth are bisexuals on that make them talk like this
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gos i just had the most disgusting nightmare. i was being cornered by a hibernating black bear who's cave was submerged at a lakes edge. it was bloated and dead and wet and spoke in a horrible drunk british man's voice
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anyone else uhh..... anyone else ummmm. anyone else. anyone else, anyone.. anyone, anyone. oh god anyone
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"Breyer" Unregistered appaloosa gelding
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