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WARNING: organ trafficking stuff

Sequel to this post

Also inspiration from this fic

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The Sam "perpetual third wheel" Winchester genre of pics 🤌🏻

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What’s your favorite piece of fanart?

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like shelter cats...

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ID: 1a. Front shot of Mary and Sam in the Impala, Sam driving with one hand on the wheel and the other arm propped casually on the window. Mary peers at him out of the side of her eye, unsure, and asks, "Dean and...the angel. They're...close?" Sam glances over at her curiously, confused. 1b. Repeat. Sam shrugs, eyes returning to the road as he answers, "Um, yeah? They've always been like that. I mean, we've known Cas for like a decade. He's our friend." Mary furrows her brow, looking contemplatively out the window. Sam grimaces at the sudden thought 'Oh, god, she's thinking about ganking him, isn't she?' and jumps to reassert Castiel's importance. "Um. But he and Dean...they're bonded. Like shelter cats. He's like...Dean's most important person." He emphasizes 'most important' pointedly, then adds as an afterthought, "Other than me."

2a. Repeat. Sam pulls a serious face and tightens his grip on the wheel, body tensed. He concludes, "He's family. Simple as that," and nods decisively to himself. No room for argument. Mary glances over at him with a small smile and simply replies, "...Okay." 2b. Repeat. Sam relaxes immediately, letting out a sigh through his nose as his mouth curves up into a proud, relieved smile. He thinks to himself, "Phew. Saved it. Good job, Sam." Beside him, Mary pulls up her shoulders and turns her head fully away to look out the window, brow furrowed. Floating in front of her head is the 1978 7-color pride flag surrounded by question marks. /end ID

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happy pride month to destiel. who just became canon again

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“Every woman who sleeps with Sam dies”. Well, all of Dean’s boyfriends are dead too.

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the autism hands duo strikes again

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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Sam had to raise the subscription price because he blew the budget on Kiss from a Rose

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chuck making the garrison: this is Anna who will love humans so much she will become one. she has the potential to kill me if she gets wind of my existence though so i have to make sure she dies as soon as she becomes a threat to my story. this is Uriel who will betray the angels for lucifer because he doesnt believe i exist. (smirking) yeah and ill make sure he dies right after he says im not real. that would be baller. ok. this is Castiel who is. what the fuck. ok theres like 400 errors all over this thing who let this off the assembly line...hey metatron do you think itd be funny if i gave this one a little bit of a gay vibe. it wont fix the errors but itd still be funny right? why are you shaking your head. no, it is funny. im funny. put the red pen down. you'll see. you'll fucking see, man.

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Stories should have in-universe clichés and stereotypes. A teenage dragon rider who gets a dragon who will be his steed for life and is a solid inky black and immediately names her Midnight. He then immediately encounters someone who sees his steed who goes "lmao please don't tell me you're one of those young riders who gets a dark-colour dragon and immediately names it Darkness or Midnight or something, and starts acting like being dark and broody has been their whole thing their whole life."

And he immediately scrambles back like "oh no of course not that's cringe, her name is - uh - Daisy."

Meanwhile the Morbid Broody Dark Gothy One is bonded with a bright dandelion yellow dragon, naming her steed Sulfur and then revamps her whole aesthetic into a black-and-yellow Toxins, Poisons And Venoms -theme.

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Characters who were raised by wolves but somehow still learn how to speak and act human despite of having spent the key developing years without human contact are both unrealistic and frankly kind of boring and overdone by now. Imagine a character team where one of them is a (somewhat) realistic raised-by-wildlife grown feral child, and the other one is essentially a glorified handler, who manages all the people-business for both of them.

And the companion is the only other human person that the feral one trusts in any way at all. Better yet, make them clearly be romantically involved with each other. Like

"Wait, she's your wife? ...Uh, with all due respect, but can she like... Can she even consent?" "Look lad. I respect you being worried for her welfare and for being direct about that instead of circlin' around so I'm gonna be straight about it right back at you: She's bigger than me, stronger than me, and frankly, I don't think she spent much time wondering whether I'm consenting."

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God the pink panther theme is so slay. Badum. Badum. Badum badum BADUM badum baduuuuuum. Ba dadada duuuum.