rusty-mullenford

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american kids only learn state propaganda too, saying the civil war isn't about slavery, lying about the history of arlen, texas when it used to be called harlen and harlot, and most importantly, covering up the murder of chris benoit at the hands of neil degrasse tyson

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This keeps getting truer by the day

fuck this sabrina carpenter bitch, im sure she's a pure psyop. why the algo recommending her boring ass trash when im smoking 50 cigarettes and listening to my tom waits and fire emblem three houses soundtracks mixed together. she pure republican, that's why

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liberal elmo: you know maria, i get that no human being is illegal but, when i see people lining up for street tacos outside my podcast studio on figueroa, i get scared.

liberal elmo: maria did you steal my fucking bicycle

liberal elmo: maria i'm sorry for calling ice on your husband, but i saw him wearing a red cap the other day and r/leopardseatingfaces told me to do it

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podcast autism is this but with more simpsons accents

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Data on asks regarding help for gaza:

Locations:

-Pennsylvania

-Wisconsin

-California

-New York

Other countries:

-Argentina

-Britain

-Greece

-Netherlands

You aren't slick. I see you and where you're from. I see your name and I see your city. Fuck you for using this genocide to get money.

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I'm sp FUCKING gay

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H3h3 podcast is paw patrol for adults who dress like children

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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Gay? He dated Dasha Nekrasova, so yes. Ugly? Unbelievably so, but somehow still gets bitches. Weak? Shat himself on the pod and kept recording. Heartless? Listen to the Nick rip into him 5 seconds into the show. Unsuccessful? 38 years old, two podcasts, a cancelled standup tour, a talk show and Nick's leftover fans. Repost if you're gay with your dad

Gay? He has a girlfriend. Ugly? Millions of girls think he's the hottest guy alive, Weak? Broke his foot on stage and carried on singing. Heartless? Listen to "pray". Unsuccessful? 17 years old, 29 songs, 3 albums, 9 music videos,1 movie,3 books, 20 awards, 2 tours, 86 shows, 40 million fans. Repost if you respect Justin Bieber

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well i like them