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holy shit i am wheezing
#My fav thing about them is how ava's like#god the hottest woman in the world wants to fuck me#ava x sara#legends of tomorrow
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every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now
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Cat update: i now have 8 cats. I have to separate 4 and 4 because there are three that cannot get along with another two. The ones upstairs get me for nap time & bed time. The ones downstairs get me for tv time. Snowball is one of the cats downstairs. She will complain if I'm late for tv time. A lap cat that swats me if i annoy her.
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??
#there was a teacher who just didn't like me#even after i graduated#she pretty much made my last 2 years of secomdary school miserable#and we had this tradition of asking all teachers for forgiveness before the our big final standardized exam#just in case they curse us or something#its weird i know#THEN i totally kicked ass in that exam#and she was bitter af when i got my results#i saw her bad mouthing me to the other teachers#and i felt pretty good about myself then#i don't hold a grudge i don't think#but god that left a mark on me
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