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this is frying me so bad

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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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oh to be a pup being painted - by William Henry Hamilton Trood (1848-1899). 

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theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.

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summer trends 2025

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i just think any website that shows you ads before you're allowed to see content is too big for their boots. what happened to the humble sidebar ad. my old wise friend the unintrusive banner ad. i'll even take pop ups at the bottom of a video over this.

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guy who doesn’t know about chimneys: dude your house is vaping!

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okay this one actually slaps

(source)

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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i think about this post CONSTANTLY

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先週の展示会では電池切れでターンテーブル回せなかったので。 (音はありません)

Google translation:

At the exhibition last week, the battery ran out and the turntable wouldn't turn.

サカバンヒコーキ (Sakoban hikoki)

SACABAMBASPIS – THE FISH

Model of Sacabambaspis ©

Sacabambaspis janvieri model was created by Estonian paleontologist dr. Elga Mark-Kurik.

www.sacabambaspis.eu

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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again