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💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞

i see through the facade, i worship you just like a god

i’ve known from the starting gun you’ll always be my number one

our hands clasped tight, they say we’re wrong but it feels right

until my time’s up and you’re gone, you’ll always be my number one

💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞~💞

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i haven’t been on here in 2 years... and... yikes...

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harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

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You want motivation? My parrot is up at 6.30 every morning, cursing and denying god. What are YOU doing in those precious morning hours? Sleeping? Pathetic.

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Proboscis Monkey

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FREE THEM

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“no homo”? why the hell not???

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♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

🌸: You’re attractive

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

★: I’m scared to talk to you but I think you’re great

∇: You’ve changed urls/icons so much that I don’t remember who you are

○: I don’t remember why I follow you

☄: I wish I could help you but I’m not sure how

✨: You’ve taught me things

⚓️: I wish you’d take better care of yourself

©: You’re a bit problematic

™: You’re a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

🌙: Please post more

💫: We don’t talk much but I wouldn’t mind being your friend

♪: You’re very talented

∀: I don’t understand you

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Bdsm

B- bees?

D- desire for honey

S- sweet smell of pollen

M- much honey up my asshole

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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

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y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

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what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother