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Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.

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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

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I'm on the haiiiii :3 way to helllll

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I know this is specifically about a green card holder, but nobody should come here at all for any reason. This regime will deport you to a country that you have no known ties to.

Also not so fun fact about ICE, if you were born before March 2003, then congratulations you’re older than ICE.

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He’s adorable

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For sale: one iPhone. Some cosmetic damage. Sold as seen.

My old Nokia brick wouldn’t do me like this…

Anyway, this feels like a good time to plug my Patreon!

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my potion #MyPotion

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All of your childhood stuffed animals will greet you at the gates of heaven

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db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers

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just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

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had to get this out before we collectively move on from coldplay ceo

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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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saying “aroace people can still date” when you want to ship a canonically aroace character :😒🤚

saying “aroace people can still date” when you want to hc a character aroace when they have/had a canonical love interest : 😙🤌

*THESE ARE NOT THE SAME THING*