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[rxcwrites]

hello friends i am back oncemore to introduce the concept that is dragons

(possibly urban magic but let’s not get too excited i’m still having finals)

(said dragons are primarily from dragon cave because i was the idiot who spent roughly 3 hours picking out which dragons i wanted to breed in the long run)

there are so many goddamn pygmy eggs around the office james what the fuck we are not hatching all of these jaMES NO

((he totally still does and is trying to train them all to steal snacks from everyone’s desks: also he named them after the reindeers because why not))

adam’s family has a history of taming dragons but also video games are a thing, but he goes home once in a while and can still name every single dragon put under his care since he was 12 years old (don’t tell the others but cornelius is his favourite)

he is deathly afraid of heights and will not N O T take one to the sky because of that one time that he saw his dad nearly fall off his dragon what the fuck dad you expect me to ride a dragon after that?!

peake also has family history of interacting with dragons but he’s more used to caring for them rather than actually trying to raise or tame one and also the first time he introduced his very first dragon to the guys, everyone (except adam) basically shat themselves bc WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKS LIKE IT CAN EAT US and peake is just like “wtf dude i’ve been handfeeding her since i was a kid she’s harmless”

said harmless dragon might have also almost eaten one of james’ pygmies

james is still butthurt about it and comet tries to gnaw at her knees in retaliation. bless him for trying

“aww but guys look at this little thing it looks harmless!” “lawrence that ‘little thing’ is an ember dragon and it can and wILL BURN DOWN OUR OFFICE” “awwww :c”

lawrence, for someone who is clumsy and also very aware of how much disaster his actions can bring, is the only person who will probably willingly throw himself near a fire-breathing dragon just ‘cause it breathed green fire

joel has distinct memories of seeing a particular dragon overhead during one of his hiking trips and has done so much research trying to find out how to raise one for himself until the country boy grew into the city life and had to give up his dreams of raising one for himself

he still dreams about seeing it at night (and also adam and peake may or may not be trying to wrangle an egg for him)

bruce’s first (and more or less last) interaction with a dragon got him sick for a solid month and he hasn’t been too keen on interacting with them since - the only interaction being pygmies because they’re just too darn cute and are just about the size of a cat

sometimes when he’s the only one in the office and everyone is coming back in for lunch he has one of the pygmies sit on his lap so he can do the whole “well well well look what we have here” schtick

SPOOLE’S PARENTS HAVE A PILLOW DRAGON HE NICKNAMED PUFFPUFF (SHORT FOR PERPHORIA) WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND HE HAS A BLANKET MADE OUT OF THE FLUFF IT SHED AND HIS PARENTS SEND HIM A NEW ONE WHENEVER THE CURRENT ONE IS FALLING APART

it falls apart c o n s t a n t l y. he also uses it to stuff his couch whenever it doesn’t feel bouncy enough #lifehacks

i also have headcanons of dragonhaus set in non-modern times but also it’s 2:30 am and i should be studying

[rxcwrites]

ok no but get this: showchoir/glee/dalton au

where bruce cannot keep a beat for his life but he’s the best goddamn baritone that the group has and he’ll do whatever it takes to keep that spot

and joel is the long-suffering friend that keeps having to snap the rhythm (even though it’s generally frowned upon to do so after the count off) but whatever keeps bruce’s delusion of grandeur helps him sleep at night

spoole, contrary to popular opinion, is a fan-tastic singer and is sometimes the only voice that can reach that note that completes the entire chord and he’s trying to grow out of blushing every time someone comments on it goshdangit

james is overenthusiastic with beatboxing that sometimes he drops the mic or breaks the mic or grabs the wrong one and spits all over it or goes way ahead of the rest of the group or is too caught up with creating new patterns that he lags behind and sorry my swagger is too much for you guys

adam only partially regrets joining the group but he gets free pizza and music theory lessons every thursday and liberally uses the “watermelon” technique because he can’t remember the lyrics for shit

godDAMMIT lawrence just knocked over a stage light again can someone fix that after rehearsals we can’t afford to have anything go wrong during performance again

peake isn’t quite sure why he’s there but they said they needed a bass so he sticks around

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