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if i cannot be wanted

i will be needed

and if i cannot be needed

let me be used until there’s nothing left of me

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Lockwood&Co as cats‼️

a very important post.

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when i'm in a getting dehumanized competition and my opponent is gojo satoru

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My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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he used to be worse

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“i was written by a man” “i was written by a woman” i was written by sophocles and then translated by anne carson

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

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24 May 2024 - 16 Iyyar 5784

No, today is not a Jewish holiday. Shabbat begins at sundown. Today is Day 31 of the Counting of the Omer. Tonight: Count 32.

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"Snapshots in the life of the Head Archivist". Likes and reblogs appreciated!

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Medieval peasant night at the thebitch house

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2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

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Happy International Museums Day to the following people:

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.

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Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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what bsd characters childhood looked like