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bcrlowes:

WREN: what omg no WREN: he is too cute and his paws are too small WREN:  i s2g levi if you bring me a dead bird i’m turning you into one

LEVI: ok i wont call the police THIS time LEVI: he’s off w a warning LEVI: u might like it don’t be so quick to judge

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shughcs:

“ it’s a tie, “ the blonde stated simply as she put down her phone, “ it’s either that my parents adopted me because no one remembers my mom being pregnant. “ though there were times that she did wish that she had been adopted - at least that way, she’d share no blood with her oh so loving parents. “ or that i had died when i was seventeen all because i decided to vacation that summer and nobody knew where i went. “

       “ that’s almost what they say about avril lavigne, ” he thought for a moment, crossing his arms. “ maybe you were an alien baby. summoned from the sky. ”

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⇲ ☆*° — ⊰ imssg: all contacts ⊱

bea: damn itttt

bea: here i was thinking my dad made that pun ://

levi: im sorry for ruining the illusion

levi: if anything it brought back memories

levi: of the smell of bleach

levi: and ice machine noise

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hey chiquitins i’m como se dice... depressed but i’ll get on later !!! 

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beatriz: it's national joke day

beatriz: so you're american when you go into the bathroom

beatriz: and you're american when you get out

beatriz: what are you when you're in there?

beatriz: europeeeean

levi: i heard that joke

levi: on everybody loves raymond

levi: i was in a shitty hotel

levi: Memories

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angelinasms:

“do you really think i pay for anything? c’mon now, honey. no need for a discount when you’re me.” angelina shakes her head as she responds to the boy. 

       “ you know, in retrospect, if i ever did sell cocaine, i’d like to think i’d charge you extra. but anyway, you never answered my question. or am i still akin to the devil to you? ”

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nlkolais:

     nikolai sits there for a moment, raking his mind to try and find something outlandish that was said about him in the media. “one time some trashy tabloid tried to pass around that i was throwing plates at a waiter in a restaurant. all i did was throw water at a ‘date’, so i don’t know where that came from.” 

       “ why.... ” levi began, tilting his head in thought. “ why did you throw water at a date? ” he asked quizzically. “ i’m guessing there wasn’t a second one? ”

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bcrlowes:

「✧ °•.。┊ ‘ one time this really weird ginger kid claimed we were friends for the whole world to see, ’ her hands immediately reach out to slap at his when he starts picking at his clothes, ‘ but seriously. i think last year i picked up the enquirer and read all about my botched sex change.  ── as if i’d ever get a botched anything. ’

       he rolled his eyes at wren, breathing in a deep sigh. “ yeah maybe that was a MISTAKE on his part, ” levi joked. he yanked his hands away from her as she swatted. “ oh god, ” he groaned. “ that’s gotta be problematic in a lot of ways. i believe you because i’m a good friend. ” 

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angelinasms:

“oh, that was a rumous? yikes.” angelina crinkles her nose as he speaks, an hand resting on her hip. “i believed it.”

       “ if you believed it, why didn’t take advantage of me ? ” he asked, raising an eyebrow. “ i would’ve given you a discount, ” levi added, sarcasm lacing his words.

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imessage ➡️ 💩

angelina: how do u get a picture deleted completely from the internet

angelina: it has to be illegal to post an ugly pic of someone honestly i'm offended

angelina: not that i'm ugly but

levi: u can't dont u remember what happened to beyonce

levi: sarry

levi: not on the outside 🙃

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bcrlowes:

WREN: he looks cute, yes WREN: little do you know he just brought me a dead bird for a present WREN: savage

LEVI: omg LEVI: ... i’m calling the police LEVI: r u receiving dead birds as gifts now

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       “ what’s the craziest thing anyone’s ever said about you ? ” levi asked, fiddling with the buttons on his shirt. a lot of his newer clothes were different, and in idle time, he would frequently fidget with them. “ i remember, ” he said placidly,  “ i heard a rumor that i was going bankrupt and started selling coke to my ‘famous friends’. kind of fucked. ”

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“ you ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people . ”

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