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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy
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*falls in love with someone who was nice to me in my dream*
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me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?
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only atla is bold enough to have a beach episode but exclusively for its villains
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Beauty exploits us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up and be UGLY!!
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i can excuse being known but i draw the line on being remembered
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me in my dreams, fully believing im awake and that what im doing is normal, not questioning anything in the slightest:

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the colder it gets outside the more fashionable and powerful i become
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if it doesn’t have a happy ending then what’s the point. i’m already depressed i don’t need ur help
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