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[ryan-the-poet]

The joke is on you

I like to play the bad guy

mysterious…ly

You’re a bitch for always making Ryan the bad guy.

lol

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dark, imprisoning

return, rhinestones, and bacon

I have been betrayed

you didn’t leave me for Hamish, right?

right babe?

Oohhhh heeeeey Ryan….

Um… yeah, sorry… but @hanky-panky-hamish says hi?

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Oh my god?? This is???? Wow???? 🤭🤭 Thank you!!!!

Read on AO3

Or start from Part 1: envious.

Following the events of the Stick or Twist Ceremony, Ryan and Alaina sleep on the daybeds.

No one ask me for more Ryan because the answer is no and we all know I am fragile and can be bullied into it easily.

Oh, also this is still your fault, @kuesaa /lovingly

[ryan-the-poet]

Sure must be nice 😒

Lewie my love I know you said no compliments bcs you can't handle too much attention but... please marry me 🥺🫶🏻 From the first moment I saw you I knew you were the one, and no matter what I always kept coming back to you. You're my person and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I've never felt this way before, not even with any of the previous guys from other seasons. I'm laying it all out on the table for you; I'll give you massages when you come back from football games or practice, I'll make you lunch so you can take it to your games, I'll be there wearing your jersey and cheering the loudest for you, I'll bake you cookies or cake just because you deserve them, I'll take midnight walks with you and our puppy and I'll take you out on dates regularly. I'm so in love with you and I wouldn't have it any other way, thank you for being you (see what I did there).

- xoxo MC

🥺🥺🥺

[ryan-the-poet]

So @rebelrayne challenged me to write a song about someone I have a crush on, and, umm so I did it

👉 👈

(Verse 1) In a crowded stadium, under the bright lights, A hot blonde footballer, shining so bright. Lewie, you're the star on the field of my dreams, Your every move, more captivating it seems.

(Pre-Chorus) I'm just a fan in the stands, you'll never see, But I'm singing this song, hoping you'll notice me. With every kick, every pass, every goal you score, My heart races faster, craving for something more.

(Chorus) Lewie, Lewie, under the sun's golden glow, I'm the one in the shadows, you'll never know. Yet my heart beats for you, a secret untold, Hoping one day, my love will unfold.

(Verse 2) Your jersey's a canvas, telling tales of your might, With every victory, you set my world alight. I watch you from afar, my feelings running deep, As you chase your dreams, I'm lost in sweet reverie.

(Pre-Chorus) I'm just a face in the crowd, you'll never find, But I'm pouring my heart out, hoping for a sign. With every sprint, every tackle, every dazzling play, I can't help but wish that you'd look my way.

(Chorus) Lewie, Lewie, under the moon's tender gleam, You're the star of my nights, the subject of my dream. In this symphony of emotions, my heart takes flight, Yearning for a chance to be held in your light.

(Bridge) You're the sun that rises, the moon that sets, In this love-filled match, I'll place my bets. I'll keep cheering you on, even from afar, Hoping that someday, you'll see who you are.

(Pre-Chorus) I'm just a voice in the crowd, my feelings concealed, But this song is my confession, my heart unsealed. With every leap, every header, every victory shout, I hope you'll notice me, without a doubt.

(Chorus) Lewie, Lewie, as the seasons go by, I'll be here in the shadows, letting out a sigh. In this game of love, my heart's the referee, Whistle me in, Lewie, set my emotions free.

(Outro) So here's my love song, a melody so true, For the hot blonde footballer who makes my skies blue. Lewie, may destiny weave our paths together, In this love-filled game, let's chase forever.

@footballer-lewie *runs and hides*

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Not even I voted for Ryan ☹️

Didn’t add the girls to the poll individually because I’ve noticed that most of the fandom faves for these type of drawings are the boys lmao! But I’m also curious to see if any of them are on demand 🫢

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FINALLY

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Ryan Stick or Twist Rewrite

Alaina is nothing he thought he wanted– in fact, she is the complete opposite of the women Ryan normally goes for. She says her Spotify is overrun by the Jonas Brothers and Taylor Swift, but in an unironic kind of way. He watches her add three scoops too many of sugar to her coffee every morning and she prefers cold, hard facts over creativity. He’s always been more attracted to brunettes, but Alaina’s hair is as golden as the sun just as it begins to peek over the horizon to meet the sky. Her viridescent eyes have an innocent glimmer when he prefers a bit of mystery. She snorts when she laughs and if her life depended on finding a beat, she’d be dead.

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Love you too babe 🥰 so glad you’re back in my arms again.

Thank you @ryan-the-poet I love you 😩 and stop with the twin chats pleaseeeee it’s so annoying Fb 🤚🏼 And I love Flo so much!

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I know who I am

Just saw your barbie meme, then I laugh until I reached to Ryan one.....

:-).......>:-(

He knows who he is

[ryan-the-poet]

See you get me 🥺🥰 I’m your biggest fan too. Love you babe

If Ryan has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Ryan has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Ryan has only one fan then that is me. If Ryan has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ryan, then I am against the world. Copied!

[ryan-the-poet]

WHAT NO HOW DID YOU KNOW

The S6 Boys going to see Barbie

The discord server saw this first

They all saw Oppenheimer before Barbie

[ryan-the-poet]

😒

The S6 Boys going to see Barbie

The discord server saw this first

They all saw Oppenheimer before Barbie

[ryan-the-poet]

Won’t lie I kind of love it.

Should I get my nails done? Harry styles would probably get his nails done. Maybe I should.

Tried to make myself but there were no bearded options. Where's the Ken version??

Pretend the burger is a chocolate-covered strawberry and the background is the villa hot tub!

@footballer-lewie @kickflip-skater-jamal @ryan-the-poet @player-one-elliot @pussycat-lover-vet-andy @hanky-panky-hamish @third-eye-francis @thehottwin-marshall

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At least she sees me as a romantic option mate

People thought @timye-smalls was cringe but I feel like my ears are bleeding listening to @ryan-the-poet do poetry for MC.

[ryan-the-poet]

My sunbeam! My queen of hearts! I’m so glad you found my note. It’s as the words fell right out of my heart and onto the paper (screen).

I am beside myself with love and adoration not only for your dedication in writing it out but for the fact you thought it was cute enough to share I love you

Why hasn’t anyone done a stick or twist rewrite for me yet? ☹️

[ryan-the-poet]

Why hasn’t anyone done a stick or twist rewrite for me yet? ☹️

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What theeeeeee….. I don’t like this

Hey @roberto-the-pilot

Not so cocky now, are you?