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How dare y'all not vote for me

I am heavily disrespected

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At least you look more friendly that way...................

Who was the joker who put pink dye in my shampoo?!

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Who would do such a thing? That's messed up........

Yeah.................

Who was the joker who put pink dye in my shampoo?!

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Maverick's gonna kill me...............worth it.

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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...Jasmine, can you slip this bottle of "shampoo in your brother's shower....? (it's the pink dye)

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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The question is how do I get in Maverick's room--

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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Childish, but I'll do it.

Let me just find the pink hair dye...

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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Come on--

Uh--

I'll do anything!

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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COME ON--

DO SOMETHING TO STUN HER OR SOMETHING

I'LL LITERALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A MONTH

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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You gonna risk your future family with this threat--

(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

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Uh, none...?

I think??

Y'know....I just realised that Red is on Tumblr

I know a ton of people know that but like...

RED IS ON TUMBLR

WHICH MEANS SHE HAS PROBABLY SEEN ALL THE WEIRD SHIT THE SBG FANDOM DOES LIKE SIMPING ON THE KIDS'S PARENTS