Photographer Willis Chung was at Yellowstone, when he had an unusual encounter with a bison he was photographing. After snapping the Bison enjoying a dust bath the bull suddenly turned and charges directly at Willis, who snapped one quick picture and ran like hell!
The bull stops looking for Mr. Chung and seems to be thinking...
What'cha runnin' for Willis? I'm ready for my close-up.
Shit, I can't believe I took a bath and fixed my hair for that...
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