rykersprison
rykersprison
Ryker's Isle
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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flirting in the 21st century
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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y’all scream about supporting bi girls right up until they date men
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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not to be like im bisexual but im bisexual
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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Life is a Disco Ball!
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. she’s in her early 70s i’m in my early 20s. both of us are “straight” but tbh we have such a strong connection i won’t be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??
I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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Was trying to ignore the pack of whiteboys behind me but one of them said “Mickey Mouse’s ears are round from whatever angle you look from, therefore they are spheres” and its honestly ruined my entire week. This will haunt me and now itll haunt you too
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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no cops at pride just us and our bricks
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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rykersprison · 6 years ago
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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
*eeoo
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