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we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST
and breadsticks are its BONES
ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins
its organs are CALZONES
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When the security footage clearly shows a woman being set on fire, the headline should read "woman set on fire" not "woman catches fire"
https://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/772145121841004544/how-many-times-do-i-need-to-say-that-journalists
@yetanotherdayofdrudgery
>but there is a lot of real estate between “woman catches fire” and “Person’s Name lights woman on fire
Yes, there is, and the latter could get them sued.
>Also, consider the context of Big Media having a long history of downplaying actual crime while screaming about innocent things that they don’t like.
All the more reason to stick to the bad things they actually do, instead of taking an acrobatic pirouette off the handle over headlines.
If anyone is reading a headline (or a tweet about a story) and drawing a conclusion from it, without reading the story, they are wrong.
Not just morally, factually.
It’s like reading a thesis statement for a paper, and acting like that’s the paper.
Also, I got blocked over this, which tells you something about boomer-mythology-destroyer. Ironically, they couldn’t take having their own mythology destroyed.
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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
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"Also, we can't threaten Derek with deportation if he doesn't want to work 90 hour weeks at half pay with no overtime"

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I remember when I was like, 13, a girl said to me, in art class, "that's not how boobs look when they aren't in a bra," and I looked her dead in her eyes, gestured at her chest, and said, "how would you know?"
She hit me, and then we started dating a week later.
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And the media will post his “good boy” pics from middle school to create the narrative.
Every time.
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Nearly got in a fight with a good friend of mine over the assassination in NYC tonight. Man tried to tell me the assassin was a hero because the ceo might have made some poor people not afford their healthcare. Same man told me that my position that pulling your own weapon and shooting someone who had literally just robbed you at gunpoint would be inexcusable. Can't believe this shit man.
Wanted to walk him down over it but kept the peace.
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Wheres that one post of the person arguing that aging is made up by capitalists or the illuminati or some shit and they lost their shit when people were trying to argue with them that your cells aging is an entirely normal process of life and not a conspiracy theory. That guy's energy lives in my brain rent free sometimes.
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