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My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb

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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question

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You know your drunk art post about love and personhood from 2019? Every night at bedtime my late cat would lie on my chest, and her little heartbeat would be right on top of mine, and I'd think about that piece of art you made, and have a similar sort of image in my head. Anyway, yesterday I finally put the image to paper, and idk where this is going, just that that piece of art you created means a lot to me. Have a cool day ✌️

OHHHH MY GOD!!!!! EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THIS. ITS ALL BEEN WORTH IT

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your opinion on does kidzbop count as censorship?

you know, this has been sitting in my inbox for nearly 4 years and I still don't have an answer

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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you are fucking died. game oval.

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my mans running animation only got two frames

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Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off

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How it feels to be me

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*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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Bothering the beast