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This is the best one

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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people are always mourning twink death but they don’t celebrate bear birth. why don’t you think about fat hairy gay men for a bit maybe you’ll feel better

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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

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non-practicing slut. is this anythign

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.