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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter

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Hey do you happen to have the maomao "women get perverted now" meme from the other day on hand? I can't find it 😭

Not on hand but im sure someone followin me has it saved or knows where it be!!

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flame resistant.

Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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I'm currently working a field deskjob and because 90% of my job is making sure people have done all the paperwork they need to (and done it RIGHT), I get asked if I can provide a pen SO often

thankfully, I have the perfect thing for my loaner pen;

for some mysterious reason I've always got it back and nobody's asked twice

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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Blue Hour

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closing hour

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I give up on trying to find the specific post but I saw one a bit ago about YUGIOH which I know nothing about that was talking about how like Atem spent so long hyping himself up and thinking about what to say to introduce himself to Yugi's grandpa then gramps just goes like "the fuck are you talking about you don't need to introduce yourself you've been living here for ages sit down let's eat dinner" and like idk where the thought today started but it's just clicked that that's my exact response/feelings to a plural friend's alter introducing themself to me like ?? +1 friend for me that's great but we've already been friends silly I love you now let's play a video game or mtg together

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it's kind of annoying how whenever you ask a windmill how they feel about a piece of media their answer is ALWAYS "oh I'm a pretty big fan" like BITCH you haven't watched and read everything don't lie to me!!

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at first i was kinda weirded out with the char/amuro being called yaoi thing considering their ages in the original series but then i saw someone say Fem!Char and now,. okay. whew. what if. what if they were women. what if it was yuri. i get it now. i understand now.