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“reach beyond my face”
“nearly physically assault me”
I’d make that face too
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i fucking hate those dumbass despicable me minions i fucking hate them so much
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what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun
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The Signs and their 3 addictions
Aries: Phones, Social interactions, Attention
Taurus: Food, Sex, Sleeping
Gemini: Porn, Hoarding, Social media
Cancer: Attention, Music, Gossip
Leo: Money, Compliments, Travelling
Virgo: Computers, Music, Space
Libra: Video games, Sleeping, Acting
Scorpio: Cars, Sex, Money
Sagittarius: Travelling, Food, Phones
Capricorn: TV, Money, Art
Aquarius: Potato chips, Identity theft, Praise
Pisces: Social interactions, Music, Attention
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Imagine being an actual woman with 20+ years of political experience who has been the actual secretary of state being told that her temperament is a problem by the world’s angriest cheeto
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Gypsy - Original Broadway Production, May 21st, 1959 (Opening night) - Ethel Merman (Rose), Sandra Church (Louise)
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me: i f*ckin hate football
lady gaga:
me:
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Lea DeLaria sings The Man in the Moon from Mame [Media Theatre, 24 April 2013]
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