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i don't have an astigmatism. my sight is just blurry because of the love. love softens things around the edges
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It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure
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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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i don't like soup what do you recommend
complete ego death and rebirth
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to โhow do i knitโ, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the worldโs shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
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