You want me to use anti-ageing products? The thing that killed Dorian Gray?
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iwtv season 2 releasing in may is great because while everyone else has their hot girl summer, the rest of us can have our toxic slut summer. the paris olympics? sorry I have to watch the Whore Supreme Olympics, a competition of high prestige for the prize of one insane gay vampire’s heart. yes it will be all summer
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Julie Delance Feurgard - Un Coin de l'Omnibus (1887)
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rest in peace forum thread deleted before its time
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How many stand-alone works do you own written by a single author?
take "stand-alone work" to mean books not related as a series, the series can count as one work (ie me owning all of NK Jemisin's Broken Earth Trilogy and The City We Became would count as two stand-alone works, even though it's 4 books). Owning multiple copies also only counts as 1 stand-alone work, sorry edition-hoarders
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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