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Consider: Fem!Shen Yuan transmigrating in to a reverse harem drama loosely based on Cinderella.

Naturally Shen Yuan ends up as the "evil" stepmom, Shen Qingqiu.

From Shen Yuan’s perspective, all she does differently from the original goods is she offers a tiny bit of comfort when Binghe’s father dies, and she acts grateful instead of bitchy while making Binghe do all the household chores.

(Shen Yuan also buys "the household" top tier quality cooking implements, a great variety of cook books, and every rare ingredient and spice she remembers Binghe coveting… not to mention privately punishing the step-siblings whenever they're nasty, and "covertly" slipping Binghe all sorts of high quality but plain looking gifts… but those things surely don’t mean much.)

‘Somehow’ this results in Binghe being super territorial about chores, and not giving two shits about any of the handsome bachelor love interests. Not even the prince! In fact, Binghe is insistent on being both Shen Qingqiu’s cook and her personal maid, and seems weirdly eager to get her step siblings married off as soon as possible.

Binghe just wants everyone out of the house, and out of her hair, so she can enact her 12 step stepmother seduction plan in peace!

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the classic "I have a date coming up, but I don't know how to properly kiss! Or make out!! Jiejie will help me, yes?" cliche but with les binggeyuan. like c'mon.. she so would.

and then a week after she immediately cancels the date, leaves their shared apartment for like an hour, comes back with tears in her eyes and tells her jiejie she was 'stood up'. shen yuan obviously has to do something to make her roommate feel better!! so bingge suggests she makes dinner for the two of them, lights up some candles, dims the lights, and pulls out shen yuans seat for her. all the while bingge is dressed in this sexy body-hugging red silk dress and shen yuan.. she's still in her pjs.

after dinner they settle on the couch to continue watching their drama. bingge cuddles up to her jiejie almost as soon as it starts and begins feeling her up. shen yuan, of course, either doesn't notice, or just thinks bingge is lonely and touch starved. after all, she didn't get to go on that date with that one guy!! so, she indulges in the cuddles and touches.. right until a scene comes up that has the two characters making out. she starts feeling strangely hot all of a sudden and proposes they head to bed.

bingge convinces her to stay till the episode is over. the next 20 minutes result in bingge pulling shen yuan onto her lap, stuffing her face into the others neck, and whining. "jiejie, can you believe that horrid man stood me up!?" "I was so excited too!! I'm oh so heartbroken..." "...jiejie would never do that to me"

shen yuan just absentmindedly pets her hair, thinking to herself "poor bingge, she's too beautiful to be treated like this!!"

eventually this leads to bingge kissing up shen yuans neck. and well... yknow. a little more practice won't hurt, right..?

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I just know in lesbingqiu asshole roommate au Binghe has pretended to get her tampon stuck or whine about being unable to take her dixie cup out with her new nails to get Yuan-jie to stick her fingers in her pussy.

YOURE INSANEEE

Binghe: hey doc, um, my roommate is out there and I told her I got my tampon stuck and she insisted on bringing me to a hospital. I'm not even on my period haha but can you tell her you got it out?

Shen Yuan walking in: oh hi Mu-mei

Binghe: you two know each other?

Mu Qingfang: yes. We went to school together

Binghe: Um. About what I said before.. you won't tell her haha right?

Mu qingfang: 😐

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and if i said fem!bingliushen? what would you do then? someone help me i can’t get it out of my head it’s been 30 minutes

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I love genderbent Bingqiu just as much as the next gal, but something always bothers me with the attempt to make a female equivalent for the Stallion Protagonist Fulfilling Male Fantasies TM. In what I've seen, either Bingjie keeps the exact same role/premise (seducing the ladies, being an alpha), or she is, slightly to the left, more "feminine", in her seduction.

The thing is, none of these options really fulfill a Basic Male Fantasy TM the way Bingge does. It's a weird in-between that, frankly, I'd be curious to see actually written and what audience it would attract.

What would actually be a equivalent male power fantasy for this character would be that Bingjie is a bright young girl, whose martial ability and stunning looks and tragic backstory draw readers in, then, starting when she's 17 and giving her virginity to save a poisoned disciple (just as dub-con and cringe inducing scenario as the original), sees her IQ devolve as she keeps stumbling into porn scenarios and getting railed in increasingly varied ways. She would be highly competent and badass one moment, and "easy", promiscuitous, the next.

Liu Mingyuan's equivalent would be a dude who keeps trying to get a piece of that ass, but it somehow never works out for him (it's also more focused on his feelings for Bingjie than the rest of the plots so, along with the absence of contrived sex he's Shen Yuan's favourite - other readers are just salivating for the frustration that is always one step away from being fulfilled, and all the NTR that stems from it).

Unclear if Shen Yuan should be a dude trying to convince himself this stupid book is his thing, then transmigrates into a woman and goes "Oh... oh!" or if she's a woman who got into PIDW for the promise of a badass female protagonist, only for it to go downhill when Bingjie stumbles into more and more sex scenarios to satisfy the horny readers. Which, by the way, is 1 for 1 what is happening with Bingge, it's just that it's presented very differently depending on if he's a man or a woman.

Then, SVSSS: enters Shen Yuan, changing the story. And suddenly, Binghe has no interest in letting every man, demon and moving plant in the universe get into her pants. Her IQ level stays normal, she stays witty and competent, and Shen Yuan is flabbergasted that it turns out her Binghe would rather eat her out (biting more than necessary) than get the D, any D.

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every night

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Modern lesbingqiu in which binghe uhhh uhhhhh i just wanted to show off her legs

this started as a practice sketch until it wasnt so yeah,,, fully rendered thingy

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much needed lesbingqiu

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The size of shen yuans boobs changes depending on the ship. If it's bingyuan? She's flat and she's flustered by binghe's huge tits. If it's disciple era bingqiu, she's bigger than average so bunhe can fall into them. If it's liushen, shen yuan is stacked and Liu qingge needs to beat up anyone who looks in her shijies direction and call sy shameless for giving her innocent hugs

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i think sqq might want a lil something (hint: its binghe shaped 😳)

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Oops my hand slipped!

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bingy likes to keep her shizun close to her heart 🥰💞 tysm to @/sqqsprosecutor (twt) for the idea!

other versions without the lighting + reference under the cut!

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She saving on my system till I scum

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Genderswap bingyuan. Binghes demonic senses are handy sometimes

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You know those 90s movies set in highschool where teens are given fake babies/sacks of flour/eggs etc to take care of by themselves or in pairs to teach them how difficult it is to take care of babies and whatever?

Yue Qingyuan decides to implement that in CQM. It is important to teach disciples responsibility, especially the younger ones who might be fooling around unsafely, whatever.

Qing Jing Peak has an uneven number of disciples. Everyone pairs up more or less by preference and they leave dear white lotus Binghe without a partner. It would not be fair to let him handle all responsibility alone since the "baby" is actually imbued with a spell to mimic crying and other annoying baby behaviors (it has to deter pregnancy after all) that he would have a hard time dealing with alone on top of cultivation training and missions.

So the only acceptable solution is that his partner for this assignment is shizun.

SQQ thinks LBH feels embarrassed about it because he's always super red in the face, stuttering, just clearly uncomfortable when they have to "take care" of the fake baby (feed it special food, clean it etc) but in reality LBH is fighting baby fever battles never seen before.

Everyone at the end of the assignment swears by never having a crotch spawn ever. Mu Qingfang writes so many ancient China birth control prescriptions his hand cramps up.

Meanwhile LBH has a baby name list ready, a baby shower essentials catalogue, 5 different books on child rearing and at least 3 options for a gender reveal party.

He wants to be ready when he and shizun have a baby for real, after all!

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I finished SVSSS first book yesterday and two things:

First, I really wasn't expecting Shang Qinghua.

Secondly, that story turned gay so quickly. Not complaining here, that's why I'm reading it. But still, so fast.

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Again, Ouroboros. Again, again, again—