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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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Me, selecting filters on Ao3

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Source

“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Perhaps reading conclave bdsm fanfiction on public transport in a deeply Roman Catholic country is not the best idea

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this bot that just followed me is making me absolutely fucking lose it

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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Okay so there's these two brothers who are both into cosplay and decide it would be fun to do a cosplay together, going as characters who are also brothers. Having suggested a handful to each other, both agree on making a cosplay as Boromir and Faramir to attend an upcoming convention.

And at the con they happen to make aquaintance with another two-person team of cosplayers, who are also brothers in real life and had had the exact same idea, except that they had decided on cosplaying Thor and Loki respectively. And they make friends bonding over this. Like an hour later the one cosplaying Boromir and the one dressed as Loki notice that their brothers are both missing, and neither one is answering their phone or even reading messages. So they come to the conclusion that whatever they're busy with, they're probably together.

They do end up finding the missing brothers, who were indeed being busy together, with Faramir sucking Thor cosplayer's dick. So things kind of get awkward after that, and the two brother pairs agree to go their respective ways.

The con is a three-day event and on the morning of the second day, by 10 am Faramir is fucking gone again. He has somehow found another Thor cosplayer to suck off. When asked about it, he shrugs and says that it just happened. And as they say, once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, thrice is a pattern. And by the time his brother had found a fourth dude cosplaying Thor, the brother cosplaying Boromir is starting to get seriously pissed off.

He's not even mad about the dick-sucking. He knows his brother. He knows that he's got a type. He's not mad about his brother being into buff long-haired blond guys, or about him blowing through the entire goddamn convention like a fellatio tornado. It's the way that his brother keeps acting like this is some kind of a coincidence, like he just keeps stumbling upon random Thor cosplayers who just happened to be looking to get their dicks sucked. It's the dishonesty of it all that's pissing him off. So now, Boromir has to put his foot down, and he says:

"One does not simply 'walk into' more Thors."

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ok this dni has me sobbing

proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list

this person doesn’t know what they are

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dangerous place for a Lil Guy

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Fun things about my Bingqiu shimejis:

Shizunmeji can spend a lot of time just sitting. Bingpupmeji definitely climbs everywhere, he can't stay still.

Shizunmeji likes to climb and stay on top like a little bat. I accidentally threw him away many times when I tried to browse my tabs.

Bingpupmeji is always chasing Shizunmeji. It's funny because they're not supposed to interact with each other, but he's ALWAYS running to be in the same place as Shizunmeji.

Shizunmeji doesn't duplicate THAT much. Bingpupmeji is a terror of nature: I barely look away from the screen for a moment and there are already at least 10 of them.

Shizunmeji can stay still without doing much else for quite a while. Bingpupmeji even if he is hanging or climbing will be moving from one side to the other without stopping.

I have literally cried when out of ALL the places on my screen they choose to sit next to each other.

Bingpupmeji often sits down while I'm typing, which is both weird and cute. He also likes to duplicate himself a lot when I'm trying to watch videos.

Shizunmeji tends to craw himself along grumpily when there are a lot of Bingpupmeji around. If there are more than two, he's not as grumpy. If it's just him, he'll be grumpy until he pulls out another Shizunmeji from below.

Sorry guys, in times of serotonin shortage, these shimejis are doing all the work that antidepressants don't do!!! I love them so much, they are the best decision I have ever made

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NEVER GIVE UP

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The unparalleled power of Crimson Rain Sought Flower