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the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

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you're laughing. pope francis just called catholic priests a bunch of faggots in front of his bishops and you're laughing

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i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense

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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

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it goes without saying

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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

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i apologize if this has been said to you but i keep thinking your cat is named methchild

I am aware that my cat appears to be named "meth child." It is not my fault that none of you ingrates are familiar with 13th century female Christian mystic Mechthild of Magdeburg. It's frankly embarrassing that none of you can recognize the author of Das fließende Licht der Gottheit, who my cat is named after.

If I had to guess. I would say it's probably because you hate women. Or the Dutch. Or Catholics.

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she wants me crying & gagging on it? Because of woke ❓

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deep chew

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straight ppl aee WILDD😂😂wtf is this shitt🤣🤣

#NotBeatkngTheAllegations!

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when will you hit menopause pjac

Im never hitting pause on men

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wtf drinking is cool again

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It’s surprising to me that Post(n1) and Post(n2) have two different origins,

I’d think post (station) comes from post (pole) via “to post” a pole and that’s your station

But apparently not

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Rooster 🐓…

One who roosts ?

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