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mason ✉ the cuter roomie 🍭💍

GIA: nigga try me

MASON: you ain't gone do sHIT vasquez

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Thing One™️ ✉️ Chocolate Thuda 🍫

DECLAN: when am i ever?

DECLAN: hell yeah, it's such a dope song and ain't anyone know about it...figure we should change it up and do something not on the top 40 for once

DECLAN: yeah yeah, hurry up

DECLAN: i'll smoke you out

ALY: never, not once. it's why sometimes i wish the idea of twins had been too stressful and mom and dad ditched one of us at the hospital, preferably you.

ALY: or that i'd eaten you.

ALY: i almost used a cardi song this week so i woulda felt hella shaded just now but i tossed it back to 2003 instead.

ALY: you've actually surpassed mom as the bossiest person alive, how does it feel at the top?

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mason ✉ the cuter roomie 🍭💍

GIA: still a hoe

GIA: listen its 2018. you men don't gotta do MUCH

GIA: NAAAAAH FUCK YOOOOOOU I TAKE IT ALL BACK

GIA: i'll sleep on the damn couch foh

MASON: takes one to know one

MASON: i'm just gonna stop being nice to you, gonna be a MAN all the time if that's the CASE HERE

MASON: you wouldn't last a full night and you KNOW it

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Thing One™️ ✉️ Chocolate Thuda 🍫

DECLAN: sit and spin, my dude.

DECLAN: yo go listen to TTM by PnB Rock and come help me

DECLAN: i forgot to finish this choreo for class tomorrow lmfao i got nothing to teach

ALY: for someone who wants something, you sure aren't being v nice to me the person you want it from

ALY: i love that song, i've already got some ideas bouncing around just by you bringing it up so i'm sure we can come up w/something

ALY: but i'm not missing this chance to say: "wow you had ONE job bruh"

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mason ✉ the cuter roomie 🍭💍

GIA: you a hoe but thats okay cause i love pizza

GIA: GOOD record his reaction too nigga !! shit

GIA: i'll put it on instagram

GIA: naaaaah

GIA: dont get me wrong i love them

GIA: but i can't sleep if you aint there

MASON: but i'm your hoe so it's okay.

MASON: what did we men ever do to you for you to despise us so greatly

MASON: wow, there's something for instagram right there:

MASON: gia vasquez going soft!!!!!!! screenshot receipts!!

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alydi__: none of this shit be new to us.

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mfstarboy:

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ only stan twin gang ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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Thing One™️ ✉️ Chocolate Thuda 🍫

DECLAN: was good my lil people mcnugget?

ALY: oh go choke on a fucking snozzcumber

ALY: but to more politely answer you, nothing.

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mason ✉ the cuter roomie 🍭💍

GIA: uh, probably laid

GIA: you’re just BORED lmao where’s declan? go bother his not shit ass

GIA: jk i love you a whole lots and stuff

GIA: HELL YEAH i’m not tryna sleep at this girls house lmao, not when uber got my back 💪🏻

MASON: in that case, I'll buy you THREE

MASON: i'm telling YOUR BOSS you called him that

MASON: i figured you'd probably end up with aly or more likely my sister's place.

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mason ✉ the cuter roomie 🍭💍

GIA: nah but a dollar slice might do me in 😜

GIA: clingyyyyyy

GIA: i already told marissa i gotta work in the morning so i can get an uber home hahahaha

MASON: what will two slices get me?

MASON: wow, excuse me for being DEVOTED and MISSING YOU

MASON: i went to say these hoes ain't loyal but that means you'll be home eventually tonight instead of tomorrow so i'm okay with it