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(shit I'm realizing I should also let MTF, pretty bimbos, and Bambi's know they are welcome here)

What a pretty thing you are, darling. You're so sweet and kind, no thoughts but the prettiest things like dolls and puppies. You look like the most precious doe, my favorite little pet.

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Sit like a dude, take up space even if you feel silly. You're a guy, take up space like a guy puppet.

And if you're lucky, and willing to pay maybe you can ride my jean bulge.

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You mfs are so fucking fake. Yall say "Oh, I love freaks!" No, you don't. When someone is an actual freak, you say, "OMG, that's unacceptable!"

"I love weirdos!" "I love creeps!" No. No, you fucking don't. When someone likes something weird, ACTUALLY fucking weird or when someone is acting creepy like ACTUALLY fucking creepy, you don't like them. You hate them.

And THAT makes sense, alright. Of course, you wouldn't want a freak, a creep, a weirdo. So why are you saying that you do?

Why?

Same shit with girls saying they love "nerdy guys"

No. You like tall, handsome, lean guys with glasses and maaaaybe aren't total meatheads. That's it.

When I say I like nerds, I mean it. When I say I like weirdos, I mean it. I stand with #mlm, and I stand with saying what I mean exactly how I mean it #autism

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no matter how hard life gets im not giving up my hair glossing

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(Warning for a slur and slight hypnosis)

You are such a pathetic faggot, yeah I know you are.

You can't hide what you think you have hidden so well.

You want to be like all the other men in you life.

I can help you.

Just trust in me.

And soon you can be as masculine and as much of a faggot as I am.

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Dad boyfriend? I mean whattttt...who said that.

★°

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Fag. (affectionate)

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This is how a Dom who doesn't give a damn goes to bed.

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a controversial statement, but one i stand by: so what if transitioning is mutilation? who ever said mutilation was a bad thing? when time and time again, men have been damaged and disfigured and altered and changed, and gotten back up every time, stronger than ever before? who's to say you aren't the same?

if you're ever told that your transition is mutilating yourself, say yeah, what of it? what if that's what i want?

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"Testosterone will turn you into a violent pervert", do you fucking promise????

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If pink is for the bambi bimbos then green is for the boys. Green like CAMO and MONSTER ENERGY 🤘🤘🤘 Green like the weed for my stoner bro 🍃 💚 and that fucking MONEY 💶💶💶 for my big boy breadwinning men out there. You’re a hot masculine dude you are, and everything is all happy and green and you’re grinning.

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Those jirais who use the jirai danshi/boy tag even if they're not one just to get more attention<<<<<<<<

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Shoutout to sleepy selfshippers. Reblog if you’re a selfshipper and also tired as fuck.

[ Dividers by @/kodaswrld ]

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Okay logically my algorithm decided to be like this but why the fuck am I getting ads to become a Jedi, I recognize that yes it is a religion but...still.

I'm an ordained minister who is drinking a red bull for an essay, what part of me screams Jedi to you Tumblr?

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Hi welcome to my account, yes I am an SW, no I do not apologize for acting like an idiot. Warning for flashing images and colors throughout my account.

About

Name: Miroslav

Nickname: Miro, or if you feeling funny Bishop.

Age:23

What I'll post: vague horny posting, yumeshipping, cringecore, Jirari Danshi things, yandere core, look I'm a mess of a SW, do not expect me to be normal.

Naughty

Surprise surprise I am a Dom, I just don't act like your typical one, I'm like a drunk uncle you question why you leave your kids with but somehow they are still alive and have no trauma.

I do something a bit different where I Dom from what is traditionally the sub place. I am the pet, I am the doll, the only time this is not the case is findom.

If you have questions ask, I'm not going to bite your head off...maybe.

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Uh that should be it, bye.