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favourite?? awh… well… in that case you’re forgiven

im not just a dialogue theif anymore, im also a messenge theif

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people think suselle is unrequited?????? did we play the same game????????

I noticed there are people who think Suselle is unrequited but like. Literally all of their interactions in chapter 4. Susie gets upset when she thinks Noelle is saying riding a ferris wheel together doesn't mean anything. She wants to hear Noelle's dream about her. She gets flustered seeing Noelle in goth makeup. She says she'd protect Noelle when she gets scared in the basement, basically unprompted.

Even in other chapters; in ch2 one of her first thoughts interacting with Ralsei's dummy is that Noelle would probably dress it up in a christmas look, then a little confused why that was her first thought. Susie regularly jumps to Noelle's defense and is weirdly invested in saving her from Queen.

Idk. They're important to me

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how could you…

im not just a dialogue theif anymore, im also a messenge theif

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reblog to blow up an ableist

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acronyms really do make me feel old sometimes. i’ll see one longer than, say, 3 letters and go “hm… tee why eff tee eff… i wonder what that could… ah! i see! well that makes sense” as if i’ve never experienced the internet before and am attempting to get Down With The Kids

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you’re welcome i think

keep thinking about the narrator reciting those godawful nigel farage brainrot cameos… thanks @robygoonn2 for putting that thought in my head

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despite the terf talking points most transgender people actually do think that sex and biology are real. but not me. i think that genders were invented by big pharma to sell period products. i think all other living organisms are actually animatronics sponsored by the disney company. i think that the "boobs" are all implants filled with covid vaccine. and baby i dont even think the mitochondria is in the cell. fuck with me.

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keep thinking about the narrator reciting those godawful nigel farage brainrot cameos… thanks @robygoonn2 for putting that thought in my head

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Me: please let me sleep

The part of my brain that stores words I’ve heard but don’t know the exact meaning of: Daguerreotype

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since i am in the process of filling up my queue for next week i have decided to schedule a bunch of posts where i act as if i am in the process of doing one of the many camp activities. this will be fun and engaging content and will definitely NOT mostly consist of me going ‘ow ow im dying’

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

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What Kris and Susie are doing for their school project

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i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

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I worry sometimes that my writing has remained stagnant and unimproved beyond an expanded vocabulary since I was 13, but then I actually look at the shit I was writing when I was 13, and I feel so much better.

Exhibit A)

2019 ☝️ ☝️ 2025

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you would think that playing deltarune as much as i have would make me good at deltarune. you would be very very wrong.

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for some reason the entire time i have been listening to the magnus archives i have been incapable of suspending my disbelief. not in the sense that i can’t believe all this supernatural stuff is happening but rather that it has always seemed so ridiculous to me that all these people would describe their experiences in such detail. like if i was giving a statement i would NOT have remembered all that. and then today i got to mag100 and felt so utterly vindicated.