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God, I fucking love explaining Warframe to people who know nothing about it. Literally nothing I'm about to say is exaggerated in any way.
It's a looter-shooter with pretty cool sci-fi worldbuilding regarding a bunch of factions at war after one huge solar system-spanning empire fell and left a power vacuum in post-post-post-apocalyptic space, sure, and that's the core gameplay, but that ain't shit.
There's mining and fishing and hunting and picking up everything that isn't nailed down, Skyrim style.
You can decorate multiple spaces. Some of them get so large and detailed that people build mazes and Gundams and kaiju and city skylines.
You can skateboard Tony Hawk style and do sick tricks on Venus. And elsewhere, later.
There's Flappy Bird and Gradius and Street Fighter and Mario Kart and more games inside the game and you can play them, too.
There's Guitar Hero. It's played on space shamisen.
You think at first that you're a cool space ninja robot but then find out you're an extremely traumatized teenager dreaming they're a cool space ninja robot, which is actually how you control the cool space ninja robot.
There's a second timeline version of you with different trauma who got a little too into their favorite story to cope, but sentenced themselves to death approximately a jillion times because they got bored and hangry. They have the best one-liners in the game.
Your adoptive space mom has hella dissociative identity disorder.
You can crew a spaceship with three of your friends and engage in space battles. There was a bug where with some creative use of a motorcycle in space, a particular frame capable of eating enemies was able to eat an enemy ship with players still on board. Spatial shenanigans ensued.
The biggest evilest extraplanar entity ever might just be lonely and very bad at interacting (and justifiably butthurt that someone stole his finger). The playerbase kind of loves him and nicknamed him Wally.
One single pathetic sopping wet weasel of a man is responsible for a disproportionate amount of evil bullshit, but the playerbase kind of loves him too and nicknamed him Salad.
A horrifying infection exists that mutates flesh and machine into one terrible amalgamation but then they tried to use it to make video games and clone a boy band, mostly to save money.
The boy band clones will stalk you if you pick up their sick mixtapes.
The guy responsible for basically the entire clusterfuck is explicitly gay. His ex is an uncommonly old and prissy twink. The old man yaoi is canon.
There's actually a lot of old people in this game. And a lot of conventionally unattractive people. It's kind of refreshing actually.
You have to save the world from the Y2K bug by engaging in a dating sim with a bunch of people in a time loop to stop a reactor from blowing up, with the power of love and friendship and a whole ammo rack of really cool guns you crafted along the way.
David Bowie is also there.
Warframe sure is a game that exists!
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I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.
This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!
+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses
Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)
They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program
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I am absolutely LOVING 1999 but I really wish they'd leaned more into the abject horror everyone would experience when Drifter arrives.
not just does Drifter shows up in what is basically a window to the Hex's painful, maddening, torturous future, but also is basically an Eldritch horror? And not to mention the technology of the weapons they bring back with them. I wanted to see Drifter use a basic Skana to cut through solid steel like warm butter. I wanted Entrati's basic pistol to be more effective than the Scaldra RPG. People often overlook the fact that as our offensive technology gets better, so too does our defensive technology. The most basic weapons of the post-Orokin era are capable of piercing energy shields and armor plating stronger than anything we could possibly imagine today.
Drifter and Entrati's arrival should have been less "back to the future" and more "The Spanish meet the Aztecs," an incomprehensibly powerful and dangerous force crushing even those who stand beside them simply by way of existing in an ecosystem so far removed from their home.
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BIYOO ILLUSTRATED FINALLY HERE
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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women
#i dont hate men#i just want to be treated like a person#but apparently thats hard for some of them....
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One of the funny things about reading Brandon Sanderson's cosmere novels is that, more often than not, reading the wiki will not spoil anything because none of the new information makes any sense. Towards the end of The Hero of Ages I looked something up about Ruin cause I was curious if it was ever clarified (I won't say what, it's a minor spoiler) and was immediately bombarded with information about Dawnshards and Investiture and names of planets and it left me with far more questions than answers. If there was a spoiler in there it was beyond my comprehension so I couldn't recognize it as such
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if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them
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Heyyyyy the boops are cute and all ^^ but- while you're clicking that boop button. Why not click for Palestine as well? It helps alot, keep eyes on Palestine!
Happy Halloween to those who celebrate! and never forget from river to sea, Palestine will be free!
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Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com
Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.
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Ferro Fluid Mag Deluxe
#i would get this skin in a heartbeat omg#i love mag but her skins are....... disappointing to say the least#and no mag heirloom 😭#warframe#warframe mag
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America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)
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Being Black/Brown in Fandom Spaces be like:

*'White Perceived'- when anime characters walk around with names like "Todoroki", "Shigaraki", "Usagi" and "Naruto", and White fans fervently tell Black/Brown fans they can't cosplay them properly, as though these characters aren't also very much not White either just because they have light skin.
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narnia has actually way too many completely devastating concepts in it that are not explored At All
#i do a reread of the entire chronicles every few years.... and every year i puck up on more insane shit#you go cs lewis#built my childhood
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