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That’s it that’s the show

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it's always "i love you" and never "achilles wished all greeks would die so that he and patroclus could conquer troy alone" smh

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why need a job? is it not enough to be well-dressed and have slightly evil thoughts?

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Actually I love finding gay subtext in things, it’s like seeing gay shrimp colours and straight people are never going to experience it

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the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

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cis lgb Americans keep saying “they’re coming for us next!!” in regards to the current political climate as if the republicans didn’t introduce over 300 anti-trans bills this past legislative session, many of which passed, including the forcible detransitioning of all trans youth in alabama. like huh?? you are not good trans allies.

the current political climate is possible because republicans made trans people a “wedge issue” and cis people haven’t been fighting with us for the last 5 years while states decimate trans rights

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shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

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Buddy how are you gonna have road rage while driving a nissan cube. You need to adopt a jester mentality if you choose to drive that vehicle

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Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

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Jamie gifted us with a wonderful performance as Henry Creel / Vecna / 001 / Peter Ballard in Stranger Things and rightly everyone is praising his acting skills.

So yeah they should take advantage of it and film a prequel about young Grindeldore in 1899. 2 hours of young Albus and Gellert being in love, getting married and making love and planning a radical revolution. A guaranteed hit.

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Tim Drake is so fun to write. SO MUCH FUN. He's so smart that he's an idiot. He's a high school dropout (respect). He's a majority shareholder (disgust). His code of ethics consists entirely of a bulleted list written on a sticky note by Batman and handed to him when he was 12 years old. He grows up to be evil in a genuinely concerning number of timelines. He is a baldfaced liar and never tells anyone anything ever just in case it might give him an upper hand later. He periodically loses his mind. He is the personification of "Boy Genius" said sarcastically.

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answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be

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I love how Ryuk's role as a plot device is mostly to remind the reader that Light is a liar and a bitch. Light will just be sitting there being the fakest fuck ever and it's like Live Ryuk Reaction: Damn Light Is A Fake Fuck. Just in case we forgot

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Able bodied parents I'm begging you to teach your kids about disabled people. Not just because they could become disabled themselves one day but also because even if they don't, they have a very real chance of being rude to us if you don't teach them.

Yes, kids just say shit. They have no filter. That doesn't make it any less humiliating when your child sits near me on the bus and incessantly grills me on why I have a stick when I'm not old. Or laughs at us for things our disability causes. It doesn't take away the hurt when they bully a disabled classmate. For a large part these things could be avoided if you just taught your kids to respect us. It's really not that hard.