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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? "Welcome to the Six O'clock News..."
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.
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pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.
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