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Lego bottle

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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in the cuck chair with opera glasses and a big foam finger

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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i love not talking #theobserver

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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"OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you're on the piss on the poor website" actually i think it's very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it's sort of weird that you're finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

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*sees art of scantily clad anime girl covered in viscous white fluid* oh my! oh dear goodness! how obscene! how lewd! i can't stand this at all! won't someone please think of th- *sees conveniently placed yogurt cup or white-frosted cake in the image* oh thank goodness. this image may have quite nearly offended my modest sensibilities. i thought this woman may have been coated in the most obscene of liquids, but i seem to have been mistaken.