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might I add,

Happy mothers day to the man with the mommiest of mommy milkers i love u Ray Toro i'm gonna fucking get you
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god barty is such a loser. he can recite like a full minute of the pi song, he has such an extensive collection of magic cards, he’s concerningly enthusiastic about super niche topics like cryptozoology, he probably jerks off to like, young stalin pics. he was 100% a snitch in primary school, he makes jokes referencing 18th century french literature that not a single soul understands. he has one of this mega jumbo sized reusable vapes that light up when you use it and it’s literally some sort of disgusting fucking fruit salad flavour. his fingers are always covered in cheeto dust and both his front teeth are chipped. he drives a mega beat up nissan altima that stinks of cigarettes and jack daniel’s and the passenger seat doesn’t have a seatbelt anymore. he’s read every. single. marvel comic. if that’s even possible. he dresses terribly and cuts his own hair (awfully). he’s blasting fetty wap on the way to his Mediaeval Chinese Literature evening class. literal definition of the nerd emoji oh my DAYS
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What about an older brother who was a highschool drop out to help provide for his family and the younger brother who was the golden child and went to college… Older brother finds out little bro has been whoring around the campus without permission… So the next time little bro comes home, big bro has to remind him who he actually belongs to, records it and posts it all around lil bros school 🤤
gorgeous, “remind him who he actually belongs to” is stuccckk in my head. i think smth that makes it hotter to me is if lil bro has to explain why he says his big bro's name in the video to whoever saw it.
having to try explain off that his boyfriend's name, that it's just a coincidence, but they all know. and they know he's owned by his big bro. like yes🙂↕️
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bullets era mikey hiiiiiii
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the second panel of a VERY nsfw for day 5 of bottom jayce week... breeding kink, anyone? full on twt and bluesky @ ruinthatboy !!!
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jason grace being a cuddler because of his time with the wolves, where they would bury him at the bottom of cuddle puddles in the pack to make sure he didn't get frostbite. leo valdez being a cuddler because he's horribly touchstarved and has been since like 8-9. theres no little spoon/big spoon they face each other while cuddling and are wrapped in a million blankets. jason is overheating but also leo hasn't been this happy since he was in the second grade so neither cares.
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nico moodboard!!!!

bottom right feels out of place but I just know Nico would love MCR and knight Gee
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“You are Poseidon’s son.”
“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”
YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD
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“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy
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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.
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