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Things might be very stressful in the world right now, but at least we can cope with regression :)

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Sometimes I like to look at expensive toys my parents could never have afforded when I was a kid and imagine what it would have been like if we'd been wealthy. Is that weird? anyway it makes the inner child happy

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I want to see how far across Tumblr my cat can get. Reblog if you see this

[Image ID: a grey tabby on his back on the floor looking at the camera. He has beautiful blue eyes. End ID]

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Sunflowers!!

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*babbles at u* *babbles at u* *babbles at u* *babbles at u* *babbles at u* *babbles at u* *babbles at u* *babbles at u* *babbles a

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I DISCORVED THIS LIK A WEK AGO CAUSE I HAD TO LOOK UP EXACT RIGHT COLORS FOR PIKACHU FOR COLORIN !

SO SAFARI HAS A POKEMON HUNT N I DIDNT KNOW?!

HOW DARE DIS INFORMATION BE HID FROM MEEE

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Napping while regressed feels so pure. Like I’m a sleepy baby, snuggling my stuffies while lullaby’s play in the background.

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Bluey and Bingo moodbaord!

DNI IF NSFW

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it da first day of summer !!! here comes da sun, lil ones <3

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five below is my AgeRe playground 💙

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Bedtime board🌙

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🧸 ESSA Flag 🐾

a flag for those who use ESSA's for any reason

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what is a ESSA? ↓

ESSA stands for ; emotional support stuffed animal ~~ ESSA's are not service animals / stuffed service animals. They are stuffed animals that comfort the owner in some way, typically used by (but not limited to) mentally disabled people. ~~ ESSA's are healthy coping mechanisms!

SFW interactions only

The original flag was not created by me, I made the flag bigger, less blurry, and drew the plush paw-pad in the middle ~~ i do not know who made the original flag, i believe it was someone on tiktok but i cannot find the original video

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my personal list of good asmrtists !!! all sfw and good vibes ^-^ these are from youtube by the way in no specific order <33

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@mrfrogofficialpage - vídeo linkkkkk - Froggie Makes You Hwachea (Soft Froggie Croaks and Mixing Sounds, Some Subtitles)

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@SlothASMR - vídeo linkkkkk - Coloring With Crayola Crayons on Your Face (Talking, Personal Attention, Pretend Makeup, and Visuals)

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@KarunaSatoriASMR - vídeo linkkkkk - Motherly/Maternal Comfort (Talking, Personal Attention, and Visuals)

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@PaperPuppetASMR - vídeo linkkkkk - Paper Puppet Pokes and Uses Paper Tools (Talking, Visuals, and Noises of Tools)

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@turdtwigASMR - vídeo linkkkkk - Story Book Reading (Nearly Inaudible Whispers and Picture Book Visuals)

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@goodnight_moon_asmr - vídeo linkkkkk - Strawberry Shortcake Roleplay (Cool Costume, Personal Attention, and Whispering)

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@GibiASMR - vídeo linkkkkk - Taking Baby’s (Your) Pictures (Personal Attention, Rattling Toys, and Whispers (Love Her Voice 😭))

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@TheWhiteRabbitASMR - vídeo linkkkkk - Punk Babysitter (Whispering, Personal Attention, Visuals)

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@WittleBiscuitASMR - vídeo linkkkkk - Kiddo Sensory Book (No Voice and Tiny Microphone)

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@LunaBloomASMR - vídeo linkkkkk - Touch and Feel Books (Personal Attention, High Energy, and Read Aloud)

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@cozylotusasmr - vídeo linkkkkk - Stardew Valley Gameplay (First of a Series, Clicky Noises, Tablet Visuals, and Whispering)

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does anybodiee know of any good little space asmrtists? I love ASMR and I used to love @pupasmr on yt but she sorta rebranded and i'm having a hard time finding authentic asmr with good vibes and lots of tingles that also makes me feel properly small >.<

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sometimes regression/inner child healing is indulging in the things you enjoyed as a kid, even if they weren't actually child friendly.

i'm a 2000s kid who grew up with the internet, and you know darn well i was NOT supervised! i watched some insane stuff on youtube as a really young kid. and you know what? i go back and watch them sometimes, and it actually does help me regress.

one of my favorite youtube series as a young kid was called "is it a good idea to microwave this?" and it's exactly as it sounds. lots of crude humor, lots of swearing, lots of things exploding in microwaves. but every time i rewatch the series i can't help but feel like i'm 7 again, laughing at these silly guys putting silly things in their microwave.

this is why i get kinda bent outta shape when people say non-kid friendly media doesn't have a place in age regression when it absolutely does. some of us grew up with crude adult humor, and thus it helps us regress when we go back and watch it! and i think that's extremely valid.

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Hi hi hi hi hi!!!

Hi I saw that you like bugs, and I really really really like bugs!!!!!!!!

My favorite bugs are rolly pollies and also orchid mantises!!!

Do you have any fun bug facts? I wanna bug facts :DD

hi hi, i'm more than happy to talk about buggies to you!! i love, love, love bugs - i was always the kid who found insects during break and tried showing them off to everyone (even the 'ugly' or 'gross' bugs no one liked, i thought they were precious)

since you love roly polies, heres a fact or two about them!:

fascinatingly enough, despite being named pill bugs, roly polies are actually crustaceans and not insects! they're more closely related to shrimp, crabs and lobsters then bugs!

they can ingest heavy metals such as lead, zinc, copper and cadmium that are present in soil, though it's not a primary food source for them!

they carry their babies in a pouch, called the marsupium! the eggs will develop in the pouch for two to three months and after hatching, they will even stay in the pouch for three or four days afterwards!

along with some orchid mantis facts:

orchid mantis have learnt to change colours, much like a chameleon - though their range is much more muted and small, being light white and pinks to brown!

orchid mantis' are not the only type of flower mantis, others include: the small devils flower mantis and the wandering violin mantis!

they're one of the top insect predators - they'll even eat bigger animals such as frogs, rodents and birds!!

despite being named the orchid mantis, they don't specifically resemble any orchids, more so a general flower aesthetic to attract prey according to behavioral ecologist james o’hanlon who said, “there no compelling evidence to suggest that orchid mantises mimic a specific orchid, or any other specific flower.”!

and some general bug facts, of course <3:

male giraffe weevils will use their long necks to fight eachother, just like their namesake!

bugs can in fact fart, though not all bugs have this function! it's particularly seen in bugs with a lot of gut bacteria, such as roaches and termites!

sometimes bumblebees will bite plants to make them bloom earlier - even up to a month early!! this usually happens during the early spring when pollen may be limited!

some stone flies will do push-ups in an attempt to impress potential mates!