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help in bidens address he said "nowhere else in the world could a kid from pennsylvania become president of the united states. thats whats so special about america" like yeah i guess thats true

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Unown Pokemon Key Caps made by RoyalKeycaps

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in honor of dashcon's 10 year anniversary i need to remind everyone that the dashcon schedule with panel names and descriptions is still up

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hi i'm not dead or done with tumblr, i'm slowly using it again, i just. got kicked from a server like 2 months ago that was specifically tumblr users and i really miss it and being on tumblr just makes me a little sad bc it reminds me of that server

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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Source: Reddit

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Always funny when your dash is curated in such a way as to avoid the initial annoying discourse and the annoying overreaction to that discourse and you only get the, like, two-levels-removed nuanced essay-length polemics and analyses to what sounds like discourse hell out there.

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Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

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My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

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'don't get inspired by my style' is such a funny thing to say. do NOT let any art i make have any lasting impression on you. only view my work if you are going to men in black mind wipe yourself later. the territorial defensiveness over "art styles" is a disease of the mind stg

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he has committed more crimes than satan

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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

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"Rap is too sexual!"- Guy who does nothing but reblog posts that say Reblog To Fuck Your Mutuals In The Ass And Then Eat The Cum Out of It