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adding to my father's chronicles. after pope francis died he. you have to picture this large and scary italian man in his sixties who does not speak a word of english very sombrely and very gravely go like "they hated him because he was uòcc". and you will ask what do you mean and he will reply "he was uòcc. he stood for tolerance and human rights." and you will ask spelled w-o-k-e? and he will nod "yes. uòcc."
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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i need him cold trembling and delirious from blood loss but still kinda bouncing on it
#reblogging for a specific mutual to see#i hope you still scroll tumblr#if you think 'could it be me?” it is
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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
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we are forcing mike to discuss top 40 pop girlies in the groupchat #elderabuse



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when your circle small but y’all doomed by the narrative
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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
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Gym leaders and such often have names that match their type which raises the question: which type would you specialise in based only on your name?
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do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century
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