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Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

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my nourishing mama

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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Technology from The Fugitive (1993)

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it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

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Love ‘em

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I depend on you

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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Hey guess what i have more furry versions of richard kimble and samuel gerard. They mean so much to me… i’m literally ill. Bedridden. Stricken down by disease…

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Has anyone done this trend with McSpirk yet?

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HELL YEAH richard kimble I will not let you down! (i trip and alert the police to our location inevitably dooming him)

what about you @soul-teller ?

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The Kimbling has escaped!!

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excerpts from the novelisation of The Fugitive (1993) by J. M. Dillard.

I find this characterisation of Sam so fun!! what do you mean he can recognise people by smell? what do you mean he can recognise Kimble from smell?

I love this stupid alpha dog of a man, god I wish old men were real

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I want to put him in a blender but he's already been there

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