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rouxls' section in the wikipedia article for deltarune characters is really funny to me

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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Blue poppies at Dart’s Hill garden today

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lets overthrow mama

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lets be pointy with mama

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UK 1987

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👆 truest shit anyones ever said

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Customer: MY CAR IS ALL BLACK, REFERRING TO THE BLACK PLAGUE DMV: POOR TASTE/ BUBONIC PLAGUE Verdict: ACCEPTED